Is Anyone Else Ever Genuinely Shocked When You Find Out You Have An Impact On Someone’s Life? A Coworker

This was the literal wording of what he said. It’s canon to me.

Jeremy: She's pretty, right?

Translation: Is she prettier than me?

me: care about people

half the notes: youre the real oppressor for telling me what to do.

the other half: cut out this useless liberal proselatizing. you are an invertebrate and you will perish in the revolution.

kevin day:

YESSS, it’s in my andreil playlist

Drive by Halsey, Andrew Minyard

you see the vision

AND IF I SAY KEVJEAN

every time a male character refers to his homoerotic situationship as his “brother” an angel loses its wings

kevin day who loves philosophy and andrew minyard who fucking hates that shit

Been listening to this song ON REPEAT

LOW SLUNG BAD BITCH BABY COME AND GET YOU SOME AHHHHH

andreil heard “crush” by ethel cain and decided to make it everyone’s problem

norman fucking rockwell by lana del rey is about kevin day. no I will not elaborate.

these fucking tags

i feel like kevin has aura but not rizz. like from afar, he's the most charismatic man of all time. picture-perfect smile. hot. tall. athletic. charming. confident. but when you get to know him he's like. a pathetic princess loser. he hates waking up early. he isn't impressed with a maserati. he regularly drowns himself in vodka. all he cares about is stickball. what an icon.

pynch are trapped in a ya book like what do you MEAN ronan dreams about adam's fingers in his mouth and thinks gasoline is sexy ????