Wasted-life-musings - Musings Of A Wasted Life

Infact, i grew up in a shit neighborhood, and something like 75% of the people i knew in childhood grew up to be junkies.  Glad I dont have these kinda problems...

*drinks til he passes out, wakes up, drinks*

current status: avoiding drunk friends on facebook who wanna talk about the good times, like they were really good.  I’m also fighting with someone about suicide and how we all need to give a fuck the sad assholes gone, so, facebooks pretty much out tonight

You’re all fucked and overrated, i think I’m gonna be sick and it’s your fault.

Just how much money is enough money to realize you don’t need money?  About Jim Carrey amount, dont get a Dave Chapelle amount though because then you’ll flip out, go to africa, and come back a chainsmoking dickhead.

...this, this drinks on you, right?

Try It!

______ has been proven to cure depression better than ______ in clinical trials.  Try new________.  side effects include anal leakage,dick problems and thoughts of suicide.  Do not take _______ if you are allergic to _________.  People with depression should not take ________, this is better than alcohol somehow.  If you got better how would we make money off you?  You stupid depressed cash cow, try new ______ today because we told you to and you have no independent thought.

Just give me a million dollars and I’ll take your thetan count (OT) and when you reach OT 9 ill tell you you had it in you all along, the enlightenment, but you needed those other 8 steps to realize it, so my payment is justified.

Man created God in his image: intolerant, sexist, homophobic and violent.

George Weinberg (via question-everythinng)