Fly Trap Looks Weird But I Drew Something Today So I Can Ignore That.

say what you will but spike was a real one for still fixating on buffy while the rest of sunnydale was simping over jonathan that one time. he was so down bad, even magic couldn't curb it. that's a proper freak right there

I need more books that are weird but are well written, and a not so great mother daughter relationship

There's a weird pigeon at my bus stop.

I ain't ever seen a pigeon that looks like this.

Have something my old dm said, and if you would like too, guess if he said this as a character or as himself.

"Are you going to scream, or am I going to have to scream for you."

Sometimes I rattle this campaign around in my head for a little while for entertainment.

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

Someone told me Jurassic Park had a bug exhibit. Afraid to report but you could catch me there now.

Some thoughts on jane prentiss I had this morning that I just connected the dots with

1. Her "worms" aren't worms, they're wasp larvae

2. Some varieties of wasp feed spiders to their young

3. Jonathan Sims was first marked by the Web

I know it was likely Jonah's meddling that put her on Jon's trail, but I like to believe the drive to get to him was more from her nature as a mother trying to feed her young

part 2

SPUFFY + text posts

I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."