Awww.

The Spot By Raza Shahid

hate to be that guy who reposts twitter screenshots but im obsessed with this answer. he is so fucking correct

helen brand not only not blinking at blanc's weird phrases but giving some of her own ("you got a flat tire" in reference to his shoe is at least one example) is true southern representation

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Time flies, doesn't it.

the thing about sans and cecil both getting to the finals is that they're both the platonic ideal of what a tumblr sexyman is, but on opposite sides of the scales, covering the entire spectrum as a result.

on one hand you've got cecil, who is chronologically a classic. his lack of a canon appearance, his charming voice and his semi-fancy job allowed the tall white + suit twinkification phenomenon to run rampant. as the series progressed, he was actually revealed to be more of a babygirl (eat your heart out, arataka). he was drawn with tentacles. and he was sexy, sure, but the amount of porn generated for him was overall pretty standard.

sans, on the other hand, is a complete outcast in the classical definition of sexyman. he's chubby, short, charismatic not like an evil villain, but like some random guy with the local bar wrapped around his finger, constantly dressed casual. sure, there were white haired anime boy gijinkas, but that's not who people were here for, right? they wanted to jump his bones (literally) as he was. despite (or maybe because of...?) all this, the mind boggling amount of porn that resulted from him is a still gaping wound in the internet to this day. oh and he also got the tentacle treatment.

perfectly balanced. polar opposites. there isn't really a better candidate here. as far as I'm concerned, they both won tonight. but at least sans can finally break his curse. who knows! maybe we kill someone this time too.

Benoit Blanc taking his growing army of young women out to dinner:

I don't even know that drones could stuff like that.

Day of the Dead drones in Mexico City 💀.

Just look at that graffiti. Like, dam man

group project🕸️

prints

I don't care. That this is not c!Constantine. It's like au where John has a childhood. That's always a YES in my book.

PRETTY BOY. HE IS SO PRETTY IN THIS GRAPHIC NOVEL. Genuinely the prettiest version of John Constantine. I am in love 😍 😍 😍