This Sign Is Written How I Give Advice

I strive to be this ominous and confusing at all times

gone are the days of saying “im gonna kms”. “you will see me on the news” is way more effective. it could be for many reasons. but you know i will be the culprit and it will be newsworthy

When ur just tryna perform some god damn alchemy but these shipping delays are (literally) killing u

Mine have multiple reoccurring locations that I do not recognize outside of my dreams, putting a whole new spin on "dream house"

"Babe no when I said it happened in my dream house I didn't mean I went real estate shopping without you and found the one and this happened there it was a dream and i was in my house that doesn't exist"

I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

This is the kind of autistic i am

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

This has 90s metallica energy, I can see them riffing back and forth on this bit backstage or smthn

Well your pet puppy isn’t even nuanced

I love twinkish drummers. I love twinkish drummers.

i hate twinkish drummers. i hate twinkish drummers.

This video is so wild

Lars "rates the asses" in Metallica

the most erotic human emotions in no particular order are embarrassed, overwhelmed, pity, fear, relief, desperation , and of course. hopelessness

Theyre so silly goofy unserious during the walkout i <3 them

when the video isn't three pixels and fried audio 😫

someone earlier called kirk hammett a babygirl and they were completely correct