vivi-616
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Fucking love fruit, catch me devouring SpongeBobs whole house like a wild beast, foundation and all 🍍‼️💯
Ive officially hit the degeneracy stage of the depressive episode guys let's go (im ashing into a bowl of cereal) 🚬💪🫠🌬💨😶🌫️🌫
Biblically accurate metalhead, i fw him honestly.
He probably only speaks to infodump about Mayhem. 🖤
(ignore sketch lines on his shoulders in the first one i forgor to erase and couldn't retake the picture cause I had already put him down by the time i realized)
Shoutout to this tumblr user that inquiried about my dilf experience then deactivated
the most erotic human emotions in no particular order are embarrassed, overwhelmed, pity, fear, relief, desperation , and of course. hopelessness
Jason Newsted, your midwestern accent has bewitched me.
Oh I care !
jason, if you even care.
i feel like its not too much to ask to sometimes ask people to appriciate eroticism in art from a lens outside of ‘that’s hot’
Can I come over and make potions in ur cauldron? (wizard rizz)
i love the foursome or whatever that metallica song is called
This sign is written how I give advice
This is how gen z men who aren't sloppy dangerous drunk look when they notice you looking at them in the club btw
Going out to clubs will make you learn things about yourself you never fully realized. On an unrelated note I need this shirt now more than ever
Can we normalize whatever this is
This video is so wild
Lars "rates the asses" in Metallica
Criminally underrated member
jason newsted is so babygirl i might just die
Insanely poetic way to say ur attracted to the members of the band
Threatening erotic presence
OMG?!?!?
I strive to be this ominous and confusing at all times
gone are the days of saying “im gonna kms”. “you will see me on the news” is way more effective. it could be for many reasons. but you know i will be the culprit and it will be newsworthy
People who are addicted to being squashed by anvils justifying their addiction:
maybe just one more giant anvil falling on my head will fix me
This is the kind of autistic i am
I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.
@im-living-in-the-walls if I do this to you it's just gonna sound like a confession
i love calling mutuals by their name + username like their username is their last name. it's so funny to me
I have a friend that would do this, this is Dilloncore
your honour its like wahtever. yiur honour fuck offffff come on literally who cares ://////
Mine have multiple reoccurring locations that I do not recognize outside of my dreams, putting a whole new spin on "dream house"
"Babe no when I said it happened in my dream house I didn't mean I went real estate shopping without you and found the one and this happened there it was a dream and i was in my house that doesn't exist"
I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode
I said this immediately after being born btw, still drenched in my mother's blood
this is the hardest any single image has ever gone
on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information
This is beautiful
this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.
Im always either like this or have 16 different options for images waiting in my gallery, locked and loaded, anxiously wondering which of them will be the chosen one, or if I will spam the general population with all
how it feels to headcanon a character with a disorder that's not autism or adhd. I dont have a picture you just have to imagine
Op i fear your creator is funnier than anyone who's ever made a meme ever
Edit: looking back at this im now realizing you said your wife not your mother and I referred to your wife as "your creator," maybe I was right tho idk who your wife is who am I to say she's not a divine entity who created herself a spouse who is posting on tumblr about her chaotic asmr tendencies
My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger