Love The View! The Sky's Cool Too, I Guess...

someone earlier called kirk hammett a babygirl and they were completely correct

Shoutout to this tumblr user that inquiried about my dilf experience then deactivated

Op i fear your creator is funnier than anyone who's ever made a meme ever

Edit: looking back at this im now realizing you said your wife not your mother and I referred to your wife as "your creator," maybe I was right tho idk who your wife is who am I to say she's not a divine entity who created herself a spouse who is posting on tumblr about her chaotic asmr tendencies

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

Hi Cliff 😩🥵

Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls (Live) [Cliff 'Em All]

Oh my god . . .

These two where near each other on my Pintrest feed and it's just too fitting

Finally watched this movie last night and it was cute ngl

Insanely poetic way to say ur attracted to the members of the band

Threatening erotic presence

Mine have multiple reoccurring locations that I do not recognize outside of my dreams, putting a whole new spin on "dream house"

"Babe no when I said it happened in my dream house I didn't mean I went real estate shopping without you and found the one and this happened there it was a dream and i was in my house that doesn't exist"

I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

I strive to be this ominous and confusing at all times

gone are the days of saying “im gonna kms”. “you will see me on the news” is way more effective. it could be for many reasons. but you know i will be the culprit and it will be newsworthy

Can we normalize whatever this is