It’s Their Day Off So They Went On A Date Hung Out

what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldn’t be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

is anyone else scared

Random Rosekiller Headcanons I have bc I'm bored:

Evan has like really bad circulation so he's like ALWAYS cold

Evan's taller

Barty is like a little menace and Evan likes to just sit there and watch (and yeah, sometime he'll join)

Evan had loved Barty for like forever but it took Barty literal years to figure it out and quickly made his move but Evan did not catch on to Barty liking him until he was like, literally kissing him

Barty originally fell for Regulus which like broke Evan

They both actively tried to summon ghosts

My school counselor

evan rosier, explaining his special interests in a flat monotone as he grotesquely dissects a flobberworm by the great lake with grim scientific fervor: (hands absolutely covered in viscera) i use the circumrota charm to unspool the guts because it makes the subject suffer less. of course, i have ways of making them suffer more,

barty crouch jr, who has not been listening to a single word and is visibly trembling from the sheer effort of not just folding evan in half and throwing those ankles over his shoulders right there: (entire inner monologue has been “blonde, blonde, blonde“ for the last several hours) mmngh yeah and then what? 🤤

It’s so weird how sometimes when I read a poem it just feels like a bunch of words and sometimes when I read a poem it feels like someone ripping my heart out of my body and throwing it at my face at 90 mph

i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk