Missing Both My Icewind Dale And My Cowboys Dnd Games Today And Tmr Cause My Brothers Are Visiting Till

hey don’t cry, there are probably thousands of people reading smut at the same time as you, ok?

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

Hannibal Lecter :) I’ve just watched Hannibal for the first time. It became my favourite tv series.

shut up they’re too cute

bonus for izzy’s adorable face journey in real time:

lowkey ally being the most experienced d20 player at the table is kinda cool. pointing out the driving skill on ify’s sheet and doing the quick math for Jacob’s explosions is neat as hell, especially since they started as the least experienced at the table.

homer really said, every victory on the battlefield is a grieving father at home. and this is not a reason for the war to stop. and this is not a reason to stop telling stories about war. but you become fully human at the moment you recognize the total humanity of your enemy because it is only when you can see that that you can comprehend the humanity of your own mortal self. and like. three thousand years later and the world has yet to top that

a mermaid duet, featuring our shining stars laios and thistle

"who's your daddy?" i ask, a question as erotic as it is cheeky and playful, as i watch him push his stigmata holes down to the base of my cock. "You are," replies my sub Jesus Christ of Nazareth, knowing full well the implication. he then reassures me, "I promise."