Actually Conversation Two Dudes Had In My Class Like 40 Minutes Ago

Actually conversation two dudes had in my class like 40 minutes ago

Kid1: Would you have have a gay son or a that daughter?

Kid2: I mean would he have a gay voice like OH my GodπŸ’…πŸ’… (in a stereotypical gay voice) or just like hey

Kid1: Yeah probably a thot daughter

Kid2: yeah but what if you come home and see her getting into bed with some guy

Kid1: Nah i wouldn't care I would abandon that bitch immediately

Kid1: Ok how about a transgender son or a furry daughter

Kid2: I mean if I had a furry daughter I would just put a shock collar on her like STOP STOP

Kid1:Yeah

I fucking hate school

I live in New Jersey in a pretty progressive school they even have posters all around the building that you not to discriminate based off of race,gender, sexuality, etc and even one classroom that has like 15 different pride flags around it but still these assholes prevale it would be inspiring if it wasn't the worst.

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