Dearest Willa,

Dearest Willa,

I’ve noticed that you do not follow his majesty, @kinggeorgethethirdofengland. Are you a patriot, and therefore a traitor to the crown! Please assure me that it is not so.

Your Worried and Most Certainly Not Sarcastic Friend,

Mae

Dearest Mae,

I regret to inform you that I am in fact a patriot and my loyalties lie with the United States of America. I also regret to inform you that patriots don’t shut up, we grow up, and when we look at you, we throw up. So, sucks to suck.

Your Patriot Comrade,

Willa

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The Best of Each Super Basic 18th Century Male Name of the American Revolution (except for John):

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James - James Madison or James McHenry….

Charles - Charles Thompson (TOMMYYYYY)

William - William Paterson (I think he’s the guy that made the New Jersey plan? Idk I heard his name a few times and thought it sounded nice)

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So yes, there was elsewhere to sit, and now I wanna know which of them was sitting there first and witch decided to forego one of the other chairs to squeeze together on the chest?

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I included links, but you can’t click them, lol.


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