*harrison Walks In And Throws Meade Into The Fireplace*

Seriously tho

Would you like a strawberry?

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In NYC in the past month we’ve had hurricanes, floods, power outages, etc. Yesterday, the rain was so bad that the subway stairs looked like waterfalls and today the wind blew down powerlines all over the Bronx lol

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THE POWER WENT DOWN IN MY SCHOOL SO WE’RE GOING HOMEEEEE

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

I like randomly making family trees for random 18th century families when I want to waste time and procrastinate, so today I made a family tree of the Van Rensselaers. And I found out that, with enough digging, THE VAN RENSSELAERS ARE RELATED TO THE SCHUYLER SISTERS, ALEXANDER HAMILTON, BENJAMIN TALLMADGE, CALEB BREWSTER, SELAH STRONG, AND MARY STRONG. Sadly, I couldn’t find Abe Woodhull in the “Setauket Branch,” but I think this is good enough.

The founding fathers walking into Independence Hall

*door slams*

Madison: Wait guys I’m still out here!

Washington: *looks through the peephole* I thought I heard something outside but there’s no on there

Madison: *jumping up and down trying to be visible through the peeephole*

Jefferson: Where’s James??

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

So, I’m in Cambridge rn. I’m British but I live in America currently so like feel free to decide whether it’s Cambridge, Massachusetts or England.

THE POWER WENT DOWN IN MY SCHOOL SO WE’RE GOING HOMEEEEE