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because @risibledeer asked for more toppings. Also, I’m making this a thing now. We are putting toppings on Grian’s head. What thing shall we do next?

things used so far:

-eefo’s canada land maple syrup

-pranking brand (c) whipped cream, to be used only for pranks

-your suggestion here!

this is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever done, I’m so excited ^^

edit: guys I forgot my glasses how did I forget my glasses lol

Risi words defy this. There aren’t words in my vocabulary to express how insane this is. So instead I will yell aaaAAaaaaAaAaaaaaAaaAaaaAaAaaAaaaAAAAaaAaAaaaaAAAaAaaaaaaaaAAwaaaaaaaaaaAa!!!!!!!! Insane. It’s like a movie poster for the blockbuster of the year, I can hear announcer man saying “this winter….your old favorites…are back….like you’ve never seen before….” Between clips of them being alternatingly scary and complete idiots In my head just looking at this. Everthing about it is amazing!! the colors???? The lighting???the rendering??? I love it. 10/10 would stare in awe again I cannot say enough how amazing this is. /vvvvvpos

today is the best day of my life. also this took a really long time (2 months) so pls like and reblog if u think its kinda cool as i need validation lol

Day 173 is unfinished Joel Smallishbeans design list!

I tried to do traditional and cyber punk kind of Japanese style but I don't really like how both of them turned out ;-;

go my minions… kiss…

@insomnya777 I’ve been seeing all the posts you’ve been making recently about a very specific duo. I have also seen your pfp. I have also seen the special little guy who is the overlap between these two things. So..

just for you I have drawn them. All three of them. The write adjective here polycule ever. The undeniably something, unclear what thing but completely undeniable. The award winners for most unhinged and simultaneously pathetic group of people to ever have extreme romantic tension with each other. The have (probably) never eaten an american hamburger squad. In other words, the family.

also I wanted to clarify because I was doing all those drawings of Gem and Joel as photos of the way brothers being chaotic that I don’t headcannon them as siblings I headcannon them as chaotic, which isn’t actually a headcannon because it’s already canon. Also have I been spelling headcannon wrong this whole time? lol.

anyway I tried to be all fancy shmancy with the anatomy and Etho’s face was lost in the process but I like how Joel came out looking though, so trade offs ig. Also idk why those arrows are there. Technology hates me. I blame, um, whatever did that.

hi bluet. An Etho for you because you asked so very nicely. Because I am a kind and benevolent soul, you all get skirt-Etho, you’re welcome lol. I gave him glasses because I wanted to. He can be even more pathetic and dorky than usual. As a treat! For us.

Also a Joel appeared along the way lol, dunno how that happened.

*joel voice* his nerdy ways and total lack of social skills and coolness have enraptured me. Do not fall for his fiendish wiles! He is adorably pathetic, and you will not be able to leave!!

If any one asks I blame this of @bluetbluish

happy christmas or merry holidays <3

i threw symbolism on this thing like glitter on a school diorama.

some super silly Joel doodles!

Also, in smallidarity news:

Why. Why are they like this. /j

edit: blame the terrible quality of the drawings on my broken pencil. I take no responsibility. Unless you think it’s cool, in which case I take full responsibility.

a continuation. There is context I promise, but I think only one person has said fabled ‘context’, and she knows who she is. (It’s @risibledeer. *radio noises* Risi, mission status report, Joel has successfully been pied. Over and out. *more radio noises* Also sorry for tagging you in like half a million posts lol)

Joel, Joel, Joel. *shakes head sadly* You underestimate our power. Also I know this isn’t exactly how canon watcher lore works, (huge understatement lol), but I just figured the original intention was that we the viewers were the watchers so I kinda just rolled with that. We are annoying little eyeball ghosts who will pie you if you look away for a second lol. Anyway this silly comic took *checks notes* 3 and a half hours!? Wow why did I make this lol /silly im unreasonably proud of this stupid comic.

also: Risi you have infected me with your speech patterns I now feel compelled to end every sentence with ‘lol’ *resists urge to write lol again*

I pixeled the guy ever. This is my first time trying pixel art, so I think it came out alright all things considered!

for some reason it’s teeny tiny and i have no clue how to unshrinkify him so uh i guess click for non bug Joel? (It’s ok you’ll always be a bug to me Joel smallishbeans ^^)