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ranboo knows about psmp, wilbur wants to read passerine, at least 4 ccs are active tumblr users, tommy regularly mocks twitter in front of 200k+ viewers, dream team read heat waves on call together, sadist has a youtooz, ranboo was a fan just six months ago, sapnap tweeted “dreamnap 😍” yesterday and none of us batted an eye. why are we in a fandom where at any moment the powers that be could turn the corner and brain us with baseball bats. why is the line between cc and fan so blurry. i’m going to therapy

Miftboss my beloved

You know what? I'll say it

I'm a Milfboss simp and u guys are sleeping on her. I know everyone saw the post that proves my point but I can't stay silent

The eletric chair scene is BRUTAL ik but Milfboss out there??? Trying to get in and stop it from happening??? Her screams while begging for Penisunavailable not pull the lever?? She just wanted her friends back, she wanted her life before it all turn to hell

My new favorite dynamic: three British people and their token American

How s4ep11 should have ended

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

Basic rules for analysing fiction, an incomprehensive list jotted down in a hurry:

The protagonist isn’t always right

The protagonist isn’t always good

The protagonist isn’t always written to be relatable or likeable

The narrator isn’t always right

The narrator isn’t always good

The narrator isn’t always telling the truth

The narrator isn’t always the author

The protagonist’s moral compass, the narrator’s moral compass and the author’s moral compass are three entirely different things that only occasionally overlap

Pay attention to what characters do and not just what they say

Pay special attention when what the characters do is at odds with what they say

A lot of the time the curtains are blue for a reason. If they aren’t, you should read better books

What would Timmy's job be?

My sister and I wonder what his job would be then we just started listing. I mean Channel Chasers give us Adult Timmy in a polo and a tie, we can just list on what possible jobs or what jobs we can see he'll have.

DISCLAIMER: this is all for fun and not to be taken seriously. some are just for goofs

Lawyer

kinda obvious mf always have a loopholes in Da Rules, imagine him always win his case. plus points if he's a Constitutional Lawyer.

Comic artist or writer

my man is one creative kid, who could say he'll not be making his own little comic.

Child Therapist or Guidance Councilor

HEAR ME OUT! Timmy would be a councilor cuz he know how shitty school is and somewhat want the kids to be heard like he needed years ago. and I used to study psychology in college.

Entertainer Manager or someone in the Entertainment industry

Timmy had connections I mean, I remember an episode where he somehow plans a party with celebrities. therefore he had a spot somewhere.

more or nahhh

Nezha:*pulling me by the ear* WE HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM TO SOLVE NOW!

Me:*reaching out for my iPad* B-B-BUT THE GAYS KISSING! I NEED TO DRAW THEM-

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /

aight boys your 7 minutes in heaven are over.

Next part is coming on December 14th 1PM ET

I don't know how to explain how lowkey satisfying it is for Wilbur to be an unreliable narrator to his father.

He was mentally so down the rabbit hole of delusions, and pain that he just didn't want to come to terms with his own father about what happened.

It just feels so relatable ya know? Not telling family about stuff you did wrong because you're so upset about the outcomes can be so personal. Maybe its from somewhat personal experience? I have no idea. But what I do know, is that:

Wilbur did NOT lie to Philza about what happened out of malice, he did it because he didn't want to disappoint his father.

THIS FIC JUST BROKE MY FUCKING HEARTH!! 

Now i don't usually do this but

THIS

THIS FIC

FUCKED ME OVER SO MUCH

CHAPTER FOUR

I JUST READ THIS YESTERDAY AND NOW I'M SOBBING STILL I CAN'T

PLEASE GIVE IT A READ IT'S REALLY GOOD

SOBS