This Bad Boy Can Fit So Much Bad Coping In Him

Yttd as The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals quotes

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Keiji about Sara: Let her know her old dad is pretty cool!

Kai: Keiji, no, sorry.

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Shin: Oh my god so mean! [Middle Finger]

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Mishima: You're either in the smoke club, or you're out!

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Naomichi: Well did you get a video of it?

Shunsuke: No.

Naomichi: You're so fucking useless Shunsuke.

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Megumi: No Keiji, I want you to hear this. If you leave you're fired.

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Keiji: Hello?! Hello!! Please God I just want a black coffee!!!

Mai: [Singing] Black coffee,I'm your coffee gal-

Keiji: No!!!!

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Q-Taro: So, I know this is probably a bad time, but ah, do you like- do you like film?

Kai: Yeah you know what, that is a bad time.

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Shin: It's not alright Sara!

Sara: Shin! You scared the shit out of us!

Shin: Well how the hell am I suppose to pop out of a trashcan and not scare the shit out of you?!

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Shin: Shh! Shh! Shut the fuck up Kanna! Get in the trashcan!

Shin: [Pointing at Sara] You! Beat it!

Sara: Um fuck you?

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Keiji: [Background siren noises]

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Mishima: Who is it?

Nao: [On the other side of the door] Professor Mishima!

Mishima: Don't lie whoever you are, I'm Professor Mishima!

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Joe: I am going to- do something to you!

Shin: Oh yeah Joe? What are you gonna do?

Joe: I'm gonna-! Kick, your head!

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Reko: I'm gonna start a pot farm.

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Midori/ Sou Hiyori: [Pointing a shotgun at everyone] Sing the beginning of Moana!

Hinako: What?!

Midori: I said sing goddamnit!

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Keiji: And she (Sara) said 'You just want Kugie Kizuchi to be your daughter!' and I said 'Well at least she's nice to me at church!'s

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Ranger: Do you like musicals?

Q-taro: No sir.

Ranger: [Salute] Now that's a red-blooded goddamn American.

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Shin: Hey I said I'd be a better person I'm still not a good person!

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Q-taro: I'll get you something from Beanies, my treat.

Keiji: I just want my daughter back.

Q-taro: I'll just get you a caramel frap.

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Can Hazel reach almost a million wish?

Context: we (me and sis) are calculating on how the million wishes be possible, cause my sister thinking about it.

Here's the calculation:

the number of days in a year is 365, and for leap year it's 366. making it impossible if it's a wish per day, to calculate on how many wishes are needed to reach a million before a year to see if it can be possible in what way. Yes, we know the show's timeline of each episodes are weeks apart, making the whole show last around 5 months max (152.084 days), story wise.

If Hazel wishes 2,710 times a day she can reach it a whole year. She would make ~112 wishes per hour.

A normal person speaks 120-150 words per minute.

As for Timmy, he reached around 50 years (18,262.5 days) to have his wishes to a million based on Timmy's Secret Wish!, he probably make 54.757 wishes per day.

The only possible way for Hazel to reach a million is by rapping all in her sleep wishes.

if anyone wonder if you wish on a daily to reach a million wishes it will take you ~2,740 years to accomplish it.

This man need to go to therapy

Just finish the game

imma post like the ending and shit

ok srsly tho can of y'all tell me why the fuck c!wilbur called c!quackity his kinsman in such an overly tender tone 🤨 can y'all tell me why he put such emphasis on those words what the hell is going on here

Nezha:*pulling me by the ear* WE HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM TO SOLVE NOW!

Me:*reaching out for my iPad* B-B-BUT THE GAYS KISSING! I NEED TO DRAW THEM-

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /

aight boys your 7 minutes in heaven are over.

Next part is coming on December 14th 1PM ET

what if your best friend got stuck in the haze, so you self isolated for years until you remembered the time loop you’re stuck in … 😳[Kagepro x YTTD AU]

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Tenma-kun and Asahina-san gives of the malewife and girlboss attitude

No I won't elaborate