Woooo!! I Dunno Who To Tag So If You See This, You Should Do It!!! ;)

random things other people have said that made me think of five

“oh fuck. oh fucking- [now yelling] FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO”

“EAT THE FUCKING FISH CRAIG goddamnit”

“when have i ever failed? at anything? other than those 5 times?”

“i only burned her hair off. if only the fire reached her brain”

“you expect me to be nice, not sure why. i’m a bitch and fucking proud of it now i’ve given up being nice”

“every time your mouth opens my soul starts to ache”

“would you hurry up? you’re slower than michael taking a shit”

“i just know this piece of plastic will love me better than any real girl out there. Fuck you Clara i’m going out with red-head Barbie now” (this was in the Barbie section of Target at 9pm)

“i am LOUD. I will be loud, louder than Godzilla farting if that’s what it takes to get you to understand”

“I may be small but i can be frightening if the situation requires me to be”

“Dipshit grandpa”

Shout-out to my fellow weirdo makers out there that create thousands of parallel universes that their OCs simultaneously exist in, where they are, at their core, the same character, but each have subtle differences that make it difficult to fully express what is perfectly consistent across all of them.

here's some text posts that remind me of tf2 mercs part one for now because i'm eepy

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links to original posts under cut

NUH UH (spiderman across the spider verse spoilers (?)) payphone mic so hear me out... you did WHAT

grown men who'd cry over Club Penguin getting shutdown

something something the poetry of science etc

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

This is funnier in my head trust😓

okay but dark urge and Shadowheart romance and friendship is just so sweet to me and not talked about enough

like look at those two traumatized amnesiac murder babies!! look at them recovering and becoming better than what their gods made them!! look at them!! they’re holding hands!! and defying the gods!! look at them!! good for them!!