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The signs as things I've heard AP students say

Aries: I don't know how to play football, but I've got anger issues and want to punch some of you.

Taurus: We're soarin', flyin'. If you thought I was singing high school musical, you were wrong, I'm just high.

Gemini: Just remember that Hamilton was our first president and you'll be fine.

Cancer: *looks up from titration lab* Did you know that Einstein invented blow dryers?

Leo: Burn the capitalists. Fuck it, burn the lowercasists too.

Virgo: *sees a Trump shirt* Ay, no, el gringo!

Libra: *while burning tin foil in AP chem* Drat, foiled again!

Scorpio: One time I ate a bagel.

Sagittarius: Fuck, 3 plus 4 is eight. Fuck, no it's not, it's 6.

Capricorn: "#makeamericagreatagainbecausehillaryisanamazingcandidateandtrumpsux"

"Did you just say hashtag?"

"Hashtag fuck u"

Aquarius: Greetings Fuckers.

Pisces: *gasps in the middle of class* oh god, I'm gay.

Wholesome

Here’s something cute

When lockdown happened in the UK it happened very suddenly. At the law firm I work at, our office building emptied overnight when everyone was told to work from home. No time to clear our desks, no time to bring office plants home.

Fast forward three and a half months - everyone assumes that their plants are dead.

But then! An email goes round! It’s turns out that one of our security guards is a florist, and -

-the security team has moved EVERY SINGLE PLANT from all 12 FLOORS of our office building into the cafeteria. It’s been turned into a temporary greenhouse. Cacti and succulents and spider plants and terrariums and potted ferns

AND! Each plant has been INDIVIDUALLY LABELLED by hand with post-it notes with name and desk location so the plants can go home after lockdown ends

To give some indication of the scale of the endeavour:

If you zoom into the centre right photo you can see one of our security team happily waving

The plants are being taken care of tenderly. They get sun and water and are spending happy times with other plant friends

LET THIS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

Do people on this app watch Severance? Here are my retro posters for the first 4 episodes of season two.

I aspire to one day be this extra,

Cheese

I admire your tenacity.