Hamilton: Honey, It’s Really Muggy Out Today. Eliza: If I Go Outside And All Our Mugs Are On The Front

because pride month is around the corner, and ive already seen art using the pink lesbian flag, i feel the need to say that non lesbians need to understand that this:

is the lesbian flag!!! The all pink one was made by a transphobe and biphobe!!! We use this!! Here’s the one for merch!

please please use this one instead!!! As a lesbian im less inclined to rb art using the pink one which makes me sad bc everyone’s pride art is always amazing. Non lesbians pls learn this already im going to scream

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

Poor Sammy

From my folder to yours

Wall of monikas

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

I had to make a comic about it

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better