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I need veins of light flickering and pulsing under my skin.

my "I am a robot pretending to be human" tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

I can be trusted with fangs. I can be trusted with claws. I can be trusted with wings. I can be trusted with a tail. I can be trusted with horns. I can be trusted with cybernetics. I can be trusted with a form I wasn't born into. Give it. Give it to me

girls when they lie on the internet

By stars, my boyfriend helped me write a DRN program for a nightly routine to help me sleep.

It worked WAY too well. I hit the pillow and instantly went into power saving mode (sleep), faster than I've ever done before. Woke up refreshed, some of the best sleep in my life.

This is your sign to program the Robotkin in your life to help with their tasks, it's euphoric and works really well

Just found out about DRN through your blog and oh my god it's instantly life-changing. I feel like I can actually think properly for the first time in forever. Having an actual terminal with a nice, organized program that accounts for errors and nuance is fucking incredible. I'm absolutely overjoyed. Just simply euphoric. Telling all of my techkin friends about this (and my partner hehe ^^~). Thank you so so much for sharing about this.

- Auxie💖 (@auxiemoron)

This is EXACTLY why I've been sharing it and promoting it, because same here! Super happy that I'm spreading the word!

ARF!

Reblog this to totally BARK at your moots!

Robot that casually claims to have a twelve-inch dick, but admits "I mean, I don't have it with me" any time it's challenged to prove it. It really does own a twelve-inch dick attachment, but never actually uses it – it has it specifically so that when it does this bit it's technically telling the truth.