Affirmations For Anxious Robots

I desperately want hydraulic limbs that hiss as I stand up for the first time that day, that get stiff on cold days unless I let them warm up. I wanna fiddle with settings for different activities to optimize my performance. I wanna save up for cool new attachments that let me have new functionalities

I also want to do crazy freaky limb removal sex but that’s besides the point

Kinda nonhuman because mental illness, kinda nonhuman because not being properly socialized as a kid, kinda nonhuman because queer, kinda nonhuman because angry at humanity, kinda nonhuman because longing for the unconditional love of a pet and it’s master, and kinda nonhuman because secret sixth thing.

Robot girl that sends error messages just for fun.

Robot girl that only sends error messages to me, nobody else, for the sole purpose of catching my attention.

Robot girl that makes me rummage around her wiring and gears looking for a problem that doesn't exist, just to laugh at my frustration.

Robot girl that doesn't stop sending error messages until I threaten to turn her into scrap metal.

Robot girl that calls my bluff and continues sending the same error message over and over and over again because she knows I would never scrap her.

I love bratty robot girls.

More mechs should use human organs as a part of their construction. Like why design a complicated AI system when you could jam a human brain in there instead. It saves on money, and someone gets to be a mech. It's a win-win.

One must imagine laying back, magnetically stuck on a wireless charger, getting all warm along your back is so snuggly.

This Unit must intake enough water daily to refresh, develop, and maintain its biological hardware.

Why is this unit not allowed to drink from puddles? They look so tasty and clear! It just wants to slurp it up like a dog please please please please please please please-

opens up your access panel and starts unplugging and plugging in random wires while pressing so many pretty buttons

Ah~ hhhgggk I I I I hhhe-hey I nnzzzzk nneed-th-those! Ddd-delicate m-machinery! Hhhhhhhhh~

N-no do-don't s-stop 🥺👉👈

Robot girl plugs herself into your computer's motherboard as a second hard drive. She decides to game with you by accessing your game files and acting as npcs.

3d printer robot girl 3d printing more 3d printer bot girls. Self replicating bot girl selfcest yuri

Altenatively, 3d printer bot girl printing out a doll girl girlfriend

Hey all you techkin/Robokin and anyone else adjacent.

Take care of your biological hardware in the moment or you may never see the day you might be able to get technological hardware!

Stay safe, keep your coolant topped off, and run your regular maintenances. <3