When She Says She Doesn’t Send Nudes

What gives me a small bit of faith about all of this is someone must have risked everything to leak that draft. This SCOTUS leak is in no way just a coincidence. That must of been crazy hard to pull off and someone leaked that information knowing the damage a decision like that will make in America. They really gave us a warning and a last ditch effort to rally people against what’s coming. Protests are already swelling across America as scotus is trying to recover. I’ve been spending all day in this horrible angry and depressed fog of what’s happening right now and yet it brings me even the smallest bit of joy to know that someone on the inside risked everything to do that history-making “FUCK YOU” to the conservatives

There are way too many attractive murderers on tv and I hate it because I make excuses for them. I’m like, “yeah they murder girls my age but he’s an absolute snack”

I need Tony-friendly people on my dash.

I’m about to flip shit

Please reblog if you love Tony Stark and will protect him with all your might pls and thank

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kai parker culture

for some reason,there are legitimately zero posts on how to honour THE kai parker-one of the greatest villains of tvdu so-

-wear frick tons of silver rings(keyword-silver) -if you wear flannel shirts, wear them like jackets over t-shirts -smirk a lot, especially if you’re in a situation where you could end up dead. -cause as much chaos as you can, push that douchebag who catcalled a random girl on the road and run away yelling ‘drink acid,motherfuckers’, dox the girl who fat-shamed the loner kid, bring a collective of possums to your school and let them roam free. c h a o s i s k e y. - l o w k e y flirt with everyone and anyone except your crush -when talking to your actual crush,say the stupidest shit like ‘you have very nice palms.’ -like who you are,because isn’t that what matters at the end of the day? -wear all colours but in their darkest shades except green, no green. -if you aren’t someone who wants to ruin people’s lives, there’s other ways of being chaotic too- kick doors close, wear clothes you torn a teensy bit yourself, swear f r e e l y. -be ambitious. -tucks your pants into your boots or cuff them. -if your outfit features hardware,it should be silver. -have cocky bastard energy. -listen to grunge music. -mountain dew -strut around. -be confident in who you are. -walk around at three am and if you’re a girl and this is an unachievable dream(i feel you,sometimes I just wanna roam around at four but ITS FUCKING UNSAFE FUCK THIS WORLD) just like,eat ramen at four and cry. -thirst comment. -not a part but you’re probably bisexual. -if you believe he wasn’t bisexual,your bifi is off,sister.

feel free to add more actually i’m threatening you ADD SOME MORE OR ELSE

DON’T REBLOG ! or these beautiful men will come to your room and haunt you dreams tonight.

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Dating Peter Pan in his true asshole ways would include

- “I’m cold” “Well jeez Y/n I can’t control the weather” “Yes you can bitch”

- Throwing a snowball at your face by accident

- Everyone is confused about your relationship dynamic

- “Pixie bitch” “Takes one to know one” “Peter that doesn’t even make sense”

- “Peter you can’t drink alcohol you’re twelve” “Shut up”

-Calling each other by your last names which confuses everyone even more

-You’re as evil as him and he finds it extremely hot

-”Okay pixie boy” “Okay witch bitch”

- “shut up I don’t even like you” “I know because you loveee me”

- “Wow you had a crush on me that’s embarrassing” “I know those were my darkest times”

- Constantly playing tricks on each other

- Peter telling you he has a daddy kink “Thats really ironic coming from the boy that never wants to grow up”

-Telling each other to smell things then shoving it in each others noses “It helps you smell it better” “You got frosting inside my nose”

-Peter wrapping you up in a blanket as he carries you places “Peter let me out” “Whatever you say burrito” “Stop calling me burrito”

-Peter affectionally calling you ‘burrito’ because he knows you hate it

- “Stop acting like a child” “I’m literally Peter Pan what did you expect”

- “You remind me of a cupcake” “I’m literally the most evil person you have ever met” “Okay then you’re a devils food cupcake”

-Wearing bright colored lipstick so you could leave marks on Peter

- Peter having the tendency of chucking blankets at you whenever he knew you were cold

Prompt List of Sarcasm

“Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.” 

“Define normal.” 

“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” 

“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” 

“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.” 

“It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.” 

“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.” 

“And you wonder why you’re still single.” 

“Remind me to kill you. Please.” 

“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.” 

“That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?” 

“Were you dropped on your head?” 

“She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.” 

“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.” 

“If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.” 

“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.” 

“If I survive, can I go home?” 

“My middle finger salutes you.” 

“This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.” 

“I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.” 

“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.” 

“Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops.” 

“Oh darling. Go buy a brain.” 

“Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.” 

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” 

“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.” 

“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.” 

“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.” 

“What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?” 

“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!” 

“I need therapy after this.” 

“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” 

“I’m not weird. I am limited edition.” 

“I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.” 

“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.” 

“If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.” 

“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?” 

“I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.” 

“I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode.” 

“Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.” 

“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.” 

“Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!” 

“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.” 

“You’re good. A monster pain in the ass… but you’re good.” 

“Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!” 

“The female of the species is more deadly than the male.” 

“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.” 

“She’s hot, but she’s evil.” 

“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” 

“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.” 

“Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.” 

“You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers and people who talk at the theater.” 

“What’s the point in screaming? No one’s listening anyway.” 

“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.” 

“So stick that in your juice box and suck it.” 

“Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.” 

“This place hold a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some… No. No, no, all bad.” 

“A little gasoline… blowtorch… no problem.” 

“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.” 

“I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody.” 

“You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.” 

“What you call insanity, I call inspiration.” 

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” 

“Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” 

“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.” 

“I like you. You’re different.” 

“You successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.” 

“Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.” 

“You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.” 

“Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.” 

“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.” 

“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.” 

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” 

“I care so little, I almost passed out.” 

“Well behaved woman rarely make history.” 

“You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.” 

“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.” 

“You haven’t even seen my bad side yet.” 

“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.” 

“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over it’s dog.” 

“Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.” 

“Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we.” 

“I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.” 

“You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.” 

“Have fun being deal.” “I will.” 

“Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.” 

“It’s called thinking. Go with it.” 

“I made a new friend today.” “Real or imaginary?” “Imaginary.” 

“Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.” 

“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.” 

“The girl is strange no question.” 

“Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try no to do anything… stupid.” 

“I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people.” 

“You are a very strange person.” “Well, thanks for noticing.” 

“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but… no.”

“I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it.” 

“I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey.” 

“If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.”

“I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.” 

“Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain.” 

“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute.” 

“You’re kinda anti-social, you know that?” 

“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.” 

“My advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass.” 

“I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now.” 

“My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.” 

“She’s complicated like the DaVinci code, you know but harder to crack.” 

“And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder.” 

“Such big evil in such a little thing.” 

“Why do I still like you, knowing you’re a total asshole?” 

“What does not kill you will likely try again.” 

“Oh honey, I would but… I don’t want to.” 

“And hello to you too… little homewrecker.” 

“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.” 

“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.” 

“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.”

“In another life, I think I was in a mental institution.” 

“I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting.” 

“Don’t make me pop your ten grand sand bags honey.” 

“This is fun.” “Seriously, we’re trying to hide a body.” 

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