I Like To Headcannon Sam Is Stupidly Good At Comeing Up With Rare Insults On The Spot Like Otto Will

Imagine saying "get real" to dandy and klatt and they just look at you like

John ward eats pineapple on pizza and you can't change my mind

wai- what is- is this a reference?? Intentional??

Someone probably already made this joke but When John came out to Garcia about being bi, Garcia told him without hesitation "your not getting out of the war on demons hijo"

A silly comic I did based on the post under the cut

i had a dream that after the events of re6 wesker woke up in this grassy field still groggy after being dumped in a volcano and shot by Chris and Sheva with missiles. He hears a voice saying "hey are you alright? Looks like you hit your head pretty hard" and it's fucking ginger brave from cookie run

He's been isekai into cookie run with all his memories of the resident evil games intact and now he has to deal with candy bullshittery.

I wish I could express the distress this man had when he realized, he to, was sugar.

Transcript for my awful handwriting

Red: eye! Eye! You gotta see what I've been working one

Green: yes, yes, what is it hunt?

Red: look at this!

Green: very good hunt

Land of the lustrous/ houseki no kuni and ultrakill have so much in common it's not even funny. But I fucking love it, now here me out.

Humanity is dead and the things that have come after are threatened by the remains of what came before. Nihilism is present in both series aswell as religious themes and a character being corrupted by realizing how things truly work.

The lunarians from hnk being the souls of humans simply wanting to pass on while the husks from Ultrakill being the remains of said humans bodies in hell.

Kongo sensei in hnk being like ultrakill heaven by desperately trying to make the lustrous live like how humans did long before them even carving them into a more humanoid shape. While heaven in ultrakill tries desperately to keep the things the same as they always have been even long after humanity's death and the disappearance of god.

The lustrous in hnk being like the machines in ultrakill. Both being what comes after humanity desperately trying to pick up the pieces and caught in between the battle of the lunarians/ heaven and Congo sensei/ hell.

Phos and Gabriel would also be similar in how they both started with a strong almost positive outlook before haveing said outlook being shake To its core by a loss of something apart of their body. Gabriel haveing lost his light and his faith shaken by V1 and the council takeing his said light leaving him to die within 24 hours and phos haveing lost their legs, arms, And head as well as most of their memories granted I'll say phos has changed far more then Gabriel has (so far) in ultrakill.

Both series also have a sense of nilalism though both with a different take on it. Ultrakill take being (in large part due to mirage) that the pointlessness of it all is what makes life worth living while hnk has a much more somber and sobering take of "to live is to suffer,"

And another thing!! Both series have largely non binary casts! Hnk because they are all rocks and the few Charaters that are gendered are lunarians, while ultrakill has robots and husks who you couldn't tell what gender they are anyway with the only cannonical gendered characters being either angels or prime souls!

And don't even get me started about the religious themes in both series! Hnk of course being Buddhist (I might've gotten that wrong please don't butcher me) and ultrakill being Christian.

I could go on but I haven't read hnk in like a year. And I don't wanna get this to too wrong.

Transcript:

Dee klatt: whatcha got there?

Rotten st.: A Jerry can?

I like to headcannon that they are roomates because theyre aesthetics clash so hard

Crackshipping? In my Ultrakill? More likely than you think.