So last year I had a big end of year test for school and I thought I was gonna flunk as I have a habit of reading too fast and missing the question. So to combat this, I had the brilliant thought of reading it in Micheal the distortion's voice.
I WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF SAID EXAM READING IT IN HIS VOICE.
what was the exam on? Earth science. Fucking earth science.
"what is the difference between igneous and metamorphic rocks?"
I had struggled with earth science all year and some how Micheal helped me pass it.
The worst part? I still do this one tests and exams.
Reblog this post with a cursed image for me to faith-ify
FUCK YEAA!!
everyone is thirsting for hobie but no one remembers the og british punk
Oh my fuckin god his little drone pack abandoned him since he couldn't shoot
Do they ever take there drone pet out on walks or blood hunts? If so do they put a sticker on him or something so he doesn't get mistaken for another drone? And does the ferryman ever petsit?
And how did Gabriel and the little drone meet? Did he notice it couldn't shoot?
oh yeah i like to think the drone goes out sometimes with them!! it got to meet the virtues (they're....kind of similar.....) and gabriel brings it out to hunt for fresh blood (it can be difficult to get v1 to share, so he typically feeds it). the drone actually regularly gets custom paint jobs from v1, where it picks out radioactive palettes that it WISHES it could have itself but because of its special plating, it has to live vicariously through the drone lol gabriel isn't sure if they're pleasing or even cohesive choices most times, but it is pretty cute that the drone always goes to look at itself in the mirror every time and seems excited so...perhaps it's a machine thing. the ferryman approves of its expressed creativity, and they do look after the drone when they stay at gabriel and v1's apartment - it doesn't need much supervision (it won't wander off on its own that this point for the most part, though curiosity can get the better of it), but they find it a charming companion and probably the closest thing one can have to a pet in hell.
i think gabe likely saw the drone on its own, which is unusual for them since he's only ever seen them in groups - when he went in for a closer look, it tried to fly away rather than engage which told him something was definitely wrong. he thought it was a little funny, almost like rescuing an injured bird, but he knew it would never survive with a broken gun otherwise...though honestly, drones don't really survive in any case, given how fragile they are, so maybe this one was actually pretty lucky
Edward Hydes favorite candy is Butterfingers and you can't change my mind.
Cooriko my Warforged druid would love to have royalty on her wagon (she's a travel agent who helps people get from A to B) because it would stirr up interest in her business
Nordic Noir (my human rouge) would love them, but he would love them for the fact their skin would be the crown Jewel of his skin collection.
How does your character feel about royalty?
The real question is why are all your monsters so fuckable?
Riddle me that
When I was a young boy, my browser, took me into the city. . . to see a marching band.
WELCOME TO THE NEWGROUNDS PARADE
WHY DID I READ THIS TO THE TUNE OF "WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY"
Yall come here and look what my friend said that isn't even a faith fan
I'm the faith fan here and I'm like 😦
Kinda in the same vein as my last post but I NEED, to see Akaza from demon slayer and Minos prime from ultrakill fight, both are maylee based . I NEED see em beat the shit out of eachother.