It Also Could Be Called Radiogate.

Intro page on Mumbo Jumbo for the silly little Superhero au

He is just a guy who gets rescued by Hotguy and Cuteguy 50 times a month and is on Tired

What LGBTQA+ are you?

Allan: Yes.

Villain!Mumbo

Dr. K. Chrysalis-

A genius scientist turned villain after having invented 'End-Crystals'. Once only known by colleagues for his fancy attire and mustache, he is now feared by the general puplic because of attacks on big companies (who are also harmfull to the enviroment).

The eco-terrorist has hardly been on the scene for long, but the stress of leading a villainous life is already showing! Just look at those gray hairs!

Mumbo Jumbo:

Of course that's a name that exists. Yes, he does have an ID, he just left it at home. No, this definitely isn't a shapeshifted form, this is his real body, and he definitely does not show gray hairs when he's too exausted to hold this form properly!

'Jumbo Mumbo's' was the sort of run down technology store that had opened when computers were still new but had somehow not gone out of business. Except, it wasn't. It had opened a year or so ago and seemingly had the highest quality tech you could immagine. The owner wasn't all technoly nerd but also a big recycling advocator, meaning you could get your old stuff up and running again there for less than buying a whole new thing.

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!

... litteraly.

We have the calendar for a reason.

Awww,

My period just ended, so I can't do anything right now,

but I heard taking preventative measures is supposed to help!

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Japan : Sir, there was an attack on the eastern front."

Germany : "Defend the border and restore everything after we won the battle."

Italy : "Doitsu, Doitsu! France is invaiding! Help!"

Germany : "Don't worry, we'll launch a counterattack. Tell your troops to prepare for a relocation in case of 5606."

All the other countries on R/place : "You're taking this entirely too seriously."

FIC RECs!

Please!

Does anyone know of any evil! Alfred fanfics?

Or anything about him being Batman instead of Bruce?

I've searched, and I don't know if it's because of my own incompetence or if it just doesn't exist, but I've found nothing.

Alieninvasion

Aliens: Hello humans! We come in peace!

Humans: They're probably here to kill all worldleaders! We have to stop them!

Aliens: How did they figure it out? We'll have to leave.

Humans: What, no? Nonononono, don't leave us with them!