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Downtown (affectionate)

Downtown (derogatory)

Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to

The cat seems British.

Disney: Dana, we’re cutting your show short because of the LBTQRS stuff finish it up in the second season. Thanks.

Dana: Okay, so. Lilith confirmed a full transformation like Eda, but she’s like, way bigger. And their mom was anti-vax, and confirm they have a dad. Make Lilith leave immediately after finally bonding with everyone. Reveal there has been another human in the Boiling Isles before and call them ‘he’ to really rile up the Human!Belos theorizers. Also confirm Creepy Luz is posing as current Luz in the human world with her mom, who is none the wiser.  The poor guy who has to write this all into the script: And you want this stretched out between the season, right? Dana: Lmao nah, put it all in the fourth episode. With 90% of it at the very end. It’s gonna be great I promise.

Fun fact:

Contrary to common belief Jake, Izzy, and Cubby are actually the neverland marines and not pirates

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

Is Mandick the tittiesmithy a bard/artificer multiclass?

Evil counter part to mothman

A woolly manmoth. No, not a mammoth, a manmoth.

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