Is Mandick The Tittiesmithy A Bard/artificer Multiclass?

Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'

My head cannnon is that the knowledge is the ultimate Rick roll that kills you.

What hits harder, a full-force kick from Cyana or a full-force punch from Kevin

Neither, Rei opening her eyes hits harder

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

!???

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

💀 MANKIND IS DEAD 💀

🩸 BLOOD IS FUEL 🩸

🔥 HELL IS FULL 🔥

🦐 SHRIMP IS BUGS 🐛

i enjoy comparing the different ways that birds of prey attack. you've got eagles doing the classic lord of the skies, king of the air, death from above pose

and then you've got peregrine falcons who are just like "fuck it. tactical missile strike."

Confused noises

He is such a cringey, pathetic, weird little idiot. The people who don't see through him are some of the stupidest dipshits in the history of the world.