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hello amanda. in front of you are all eight “alpha and omega” kids movies. every time you think about the omegaverse the male wolves noses will grow and the female wolves eyes will grow. good luck

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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New Rules since I'm going to space out egg drops a little more:

10 reblogs will hatch one egg, add #hatch! When you hit a milestone

15 likes will hatch one egg, so watch the numbers!

[For this batch, do not spam reblogs as this drop will be the only egg drop until the week after next, and I'd like to broaden the chances for other blogs to get hatches organically]

Is Mandick the tittiesmithy a bard/artificer multiclass?

How transphobic legislators are there left?

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A horrifying mushroom

Tiers of "heroes don't kill people, but we still want the villain to die because something something justice" in ascending order of "well, technically":

Hero simply leaves; villain coincidentally killed shortly thereafter by something unrelated. Example: murdered by treacherous minions.

Villain accidentally kills self while attempting to harm hero. Example: shoots at hero, misses, struck by improbable ricochet.

Hero and villain's conflict leads to perilous locale from which only hero escapes. Example: fighting on train tracks, villain hit by train.

Villain defeated non-lethally; dies anyway due to unpredictable or outside factors. Example: villain disarmed, dies of magic curse.

Hero employs lethal force, but that isn't what kills villain. Example: villain evades hero's attack and falls off cliff.

Hero deliberately employs environmental hazard to kill villain. Example: hero throws villain into live electrical wires.

Hero apparently kills villain; later developments reveal villain survived and was killed by something else. Example: hero kicks villain off cliff; post-credits bonus scene shows them getting up and walking away, then getting eaten by a bear.

Allay and copper golem could be the most powerful automatic defense system redstoners could think of.