Jack: You’ve Heard Of “Elf On The Shelf”, Now Get Ready For…

take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

the holy trinity

dumb stuff i drew to cheer myself up

I was good. I was really good.

You take the man out of the city

not the city out the man

Bunny: Who the fuck decided rendezvous would be pronounced like that?

Henry: Poor monolinguals. They can’t seem to understand that languages besides English even exist.

Bunny: What the fuck did you just call me?

Francis: He called you a Mongolian.

Roman Holiday (1953) dir. William Wyler

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What’s your best self-care advice for someone who just got broken up with after a two year relationship?

1. cry about it. I mean that genuinely. let yourself be heartbroken. ending a relationship? fucking sucks. it’s horrible, it’s painful, you’re gonna be sad, you’re gonna be angry. it’s going to hurt, possibly for a long time. but you have to get that shit out, don’t bottle it up or it’ll poison you. cry it out.

2. talk about it.talk to your friends, talk to your family, talk to your therapist, talk to your bartender. talk to your ex, if you’re still on speaking terms. hash that shit out. talk to yourself, write it down if you have to. you’re allowed to feel like shit about this and you’re allowed to need support and sympathy and to be reminded that people care about you.

3. forget about it.just for a little while, at first. do something you love, that’ll take your mind of things. probably something that you didn’t share with your ex. now is not the time to listen to the band you both loved, or watch films that remind you of how you met. let yourself get away from feeling bad for a while. 

4. live with it.remember that you are more than just this relationship, you have worth beyond what that person thinks about or felt for you. you are loved. you are still all the amazing things that person saw in you. don’t lose yourself, just because you’ve lost them. you are better than that. you deserve more than that. you will carry on and you will come out the other side of this wiser and stronger.you’re going to be okay, I promise.

Over The Garden Wall + Historical Time Periods