Henry: Well, Aren't You Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice!

Jack: You’ve heard of “Elf on the Shelf”, now get ready for…

Jack: *steps aside, presenting The Lord of the Flies*

Simon: what the fuck is that

Jack: It’s the “Pig on a Twig”!

Simon: it’s an abomination against God is what it is

lonely lil dirk

Hyped for the release of The Trials of Apollo: The Burning Maze? Made these in honor of the upcoming book! So excited to read it!

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Persephone: Aw, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarassing.

Hades: We’re married.

Persephone: Still.

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

babygirl your sudoku solving skills are out of this world

due to personal reasons, i will now carpe diem

happy pride to everyone who’s still closeted

happy pride to everyone who’s been kicked out

happy pride to everyone who lives somewhere where it is illegal to love who they love

happy fucking pride to all of you, i love you with my whole heart and i promise you it will get better

talk less, mackle more

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus