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hey vro

hey vro

Kyle isn’t a good person, it’s just that everyone appears to be an angel next to Eric Cartman.

okay so more of a general roblox head canon but i think robloxians can be split into different categories based off skin color, this will relate back to forsaken i promise

so they all fall under robloxian, but then there's the subspecies

bloxians: whites and all its shades, like grays and near black. bacons are a sub species of bloxians, which itself was already a subspecies, so a subspecies of a subspecies. subsubspecies.

noobs: yellow colors, can be greenish yellow or orange yellow but can't be straight up orange or green. mostly bald, it's rare, but they can grow hair, it it's color is similar to yellow, like blonde or brown

guests: basically bloxians except with a distinct lack of being able to communicate properly. they can speak, just not very well. there are exceptions, but they are very rare, about 1 in 100 guests can speak normally.

rainbloxes: red, orange, green, blue, purple, basically all the colors that are kinda wacky and silly. typically seen as them just being born wrong, but are actually just normal. everyone of the other subspecies have the genes to make rainbloxes, but they are very recessive and unlikely to happen, which makes them rare. yellow is the most common one, and is why noobs exist separately.

bloxxers: any human skin colors, can be a mix of bloxians and the others subspecies. most commonly noobs and guests, but could also be rainbloxes or bloxians instead!

now that i've established this, here is where it ties back into forsaken.

Builderman, Dusekkar, Two Time, and Jason are all Bloxians. not much to say about this.

Noob (duh), John, Jane, Elliot, AND Shedletsky, are Noobs! Shedletsky hides it better than most people, with the distinct addition of hair! like i said, it's rare for them to have hair, but it's not impossible, as much as shedletsky tries to convince the others it is. John and Jane are also part Bloxxer.

Guest 1337 (yea), Guest 666 (again yep), Chance, and Taph, are Guests! the Guests make sense. no explanation needed. Chance looks like the stereotypical Anonymous man guy person thing, and fits in with guests pretty well. Taph's lack of talking also makes for a pretty good fit in the guest category i think.

C00lkidd, 1x1x1x1, and Bludude are Rainbloxes! Because Colors!! Yayy!!!

007n7 is the only full bloxxer in the group so far. basic ass bitch.

okay that's all hope this makes sense if not i don't apologize

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Oh this is peak. I'd yoink that but I already have contradicting headcanons.

How could you say all this and not mention iTrapped. Shaking my head. /lighthearted

Homestuck might be a long read but it's not ever going to be a boring one because in the longest parts of it there's so much happening and you forget your reading a long story because your too busy looking at pictures and watching animations and playing flash games and reading dialogue and learning how this obsurd world works and I feel like people playing it up to be this complicated work that you have to have extreme patience to read but it's not. reading Homestuck should not be a chore it should be a fun thing to do after school or work, it should be something to reference with your buddies, and you should read it expecting no more than a silly comic because at the end of the day that's what it was created to be.

ALMSOT 100 NOTES ??? OMG :3 THANK YOU ALL

i love shrimpo omg😭😭😭

fine i'll wait another year

new rick and morty in 2025. don't kill yourself.

i got into captain underpants

also a wip

im queer which means im attracted to him and he just wants to know my schedule is pretty good

what does this even mean ☠️☠️☠️ LMAO

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

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