*throws Beans At You* UwO -ASA

Ooooooo!!! Hehehe >:)

Hypothesis: The alias "Trick" was chosen due to sounding more formal and causing her to sound more daunting due to her occupation.

After all, "Nebbie" doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of enemies, now does it?

How much do you know oh wise anon?

"Pfft, I wouldn't say I'm wise, just experienced." Trick sighed, "but I do know a whole lot, mostly about random things nobody cares about."

Though she won't say it, she's flattered.

Error: "Unrecognized Command"

User: "yourlocalanon"

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

Don’t worry, we’ll help as best as we can!

<Uplink Online>

<Candidate Accepted>

Name: Inky

Classification: Cute

Entity Type: Mun

<Welcome to the interface: Inky >

We express our thanks, your help should prove invaluable. Especially within the latest problem we have only just now discovered.

[Explosion Imminent]

Ignore that.

Hmm *click to verify that I am not a robot*

Verification accepted!

Client Online

Remote Login Authenticated

Syncing to servers...

New accounts linked to internal servers.

Booting up...

Critical Error

Severe damage detected

Booting in emergency protocol mode…

Oasis.OS

>[Status]

[Facilities]

[Occupants]

[Logs]

[Login]

[Exit]

<Attempt successful, you should have access to the internal OS now. We've linked navigation options of these menus to your asks, though you can still ask us if further assistance is required. Somewhere in here should be the option that can give us control over this database, we shall assist to the best of our abilities>

Oh dear, in other words you require assistance?

[Oh, there are more of you than we expected. No matter, this is a positive anomaly.]

Name: Opal

Universal Bias: Just Shapes and Beats

Entity Class: Mun

<User: Opal, added to contacts>

Affirmative, we're working on trying to get a solution in place. In the meantime, any advice you have would be very useful, we're attempting to breach into our command console, it should allow you to make us of more use soon.

*Slowly get out of hiding place* I am here to say hello.

“Hm? Who said that oH STARLIGHT WHAT THE-”

She jumps about three feet in the air, and nearly knocks over an entire flatscreen display on the wall behind her in the process. Seems your asterisk‘s lack of description means your hiding spot was under the couch she was sitting on.

“Bloody hell, you nearly gave me a heart attack... yes, hello. You... actually, haven’t I seen you before? You were running around the boat in Appri’s sector awhile back, right?”

Hey Trick! You're valid!!

"Wha? I didn't even do anyth- um, thank you?"

She's visibly confused.

Because of the Unus Annon stuff going on, you are now Amy. Hope is Ethan, Ritual is Mark. Fox is Sean. You're also amazing.

Trick nods and just laughs. “So I can send Ritual and Hope into a panic attack whenever they were supposed to clean stuff up but didn’t? You’re giving me too much power! Oh, and thank you! I’d hug you but… actually y’know what, why not.” And she hugs the featureless anon sent in your place instead, without a name, that’s the best the anon can do.

... I thought she was like sixteen...

Incorrect, she is much older. However her species matures significantly slower than most.

To provide a basis for comparison, we shall divide by the average maturity rate of an anon

<Calculating...>

Within your lifespan she would be considered about 12. Of course this is merely comparison, hence the more logical behavior and advanced linguistic choices despite her semi childlike mentality.

Of course she also was forced to take on a more adult role due to the events in her childhood but that is an entirely different set of information.