How much do you know oh wise anon?
"Pfft, I wouldn't say I'm wise, just experienced." Trick sighed, "but I do know a whole lot, mostly about random things nobody cares about."
Though she won't say it, she's flattered.
Error: "Unrecognized Command"
User: "yourlocalanon"
Oh, thank you! *I take the the creamy coffee with the glitter and take a sip of it*
Trick simply nods and gives a smile in response, then turns back to her deal.
*GASPS* I SPOT ANOTHER BABEY 👀👀
“B-babey?” She laughs, a bit confused, but waves at you nonetheless. “I... I mean thank you? You sure you’re not asking the wrong anon?”
(@appri-dot ) The narrator points out that raspberries aren't usually blue... but why not!
Raspberry holds that defensive pose for awhile longer before they sloooowly open an eye and just squint at you. They're visibly confused now.
"Hello??? I... do you want something? Are you still there? What..." They ask, not seeming to understand why you were acting kinda aggressively a second earlier before going back to passive.
Warily, the small blue thing waves it's hand in the air, as if trying to see if your eyes'll track it. "Can you... speak?"
According to what you can feel, yes, you actually can! This body has a voice and everything if you choose to use it.
... I thought she was like sixteen...
Incorrect, she is much older. However her species matures significantly slower than most.
To provide a basis for comparison, we shall divide by the average maturity rate of an anon
<Calculating...>
Within your lifespan she would be considered about 12. Of course this is merely comparison, hence the more logical behavior and advanced linguistic choices despite her semi childlike mentality.
Of course she also was forced to take on a more adult role due to the events in her childhood but that is an entirely different set of information.
As you immidiately book it, it takes a few seconds before you run directly into something and fall over.
I mean, at least you can see what's around you right now. It's some weird sorta metallic looking hallway with lights on the ceiling... Oh! And some blue looking figure that's currently sprawled out on the ground where you just ran full force into them and knocked them over.
"Ow..." The figure murmurs into the metal floor, still dizzy.
It was me! I ran out of asks, and forgot to state my name. Hello, my name is Sea/Defness! So nice to meet you, and thank you for the hug! *I'd hug back, because one good deed deserves another.*
“Oh, right, you’re the water attuned one! I still have no idea how to use that ray gun you sent me but eh, i’ll figure it out.” Either way, she’s fine with the hug, hugs are always good.
The rumor come out: does trick uwu
"I have nowe idea what you'we tawking awbout!"
Aajdbadyhahdjf! You have no idea how like stupidly happy this makes me- I can't even properly format words right now... Oh my gosh you even remembered the broken eye thing! I've been grinning for the last two minutes-
Everyone, if you don't know of 'em already, I'd like to introduce you to artist and writer extraordinaire, Appri-dot. Who single handedly got me my muse back after a year of it being dead with their AU's.
In complete seriousness, though I suspect most of you have come from that account to begin with, go and follow them if you haven't, they're one of the best storytellers I know.
Don't worry, all it'll cost is your heart from all the angst-
Yes! I like hugs and I wanted to visit you since I've heard about you in Appri's blog!
“Ah, not surprised, they’ve been trying to organize someone to take care of the younger anons and apparently i’m one of the candidates. I’d help out whenever I could but…” She looks back at the multitude of screens on the wall, all brimming with different displays and pieces of data. Most of this looked like it was monitoring other universes. “My paws are a bit full, I wouldn’t be able to be the main caretaker, y’know? You though… so far you seem to be good with that sort of stuff.”
A mischievous anon that tends to poke into places it probably shouldn't. Creator / bestower of Trick!Cards, and fully interactable!
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