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Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??

Sanji: Ussop, can I be frank with you?

Usopp: Of course! but I dunno how changing your name is gonna help?

Luffy: Can I still be Luffy?

Chopper: Shh! Luffy let Frank speak!

Franky: There can only be one Frank here!!

Sanji: .......

When the ASL brothers fight they still sleep together because they can't sleep alone but they put little pillow walls in between eachother.

YOU! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BLIND IF YOU THINK I'M NOT KISSING THIS BABYGIRL!!

VIOLENCE

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)

He would like some meat

Luffy Slaps Sanji in the face: this nakama can cook anything you need

Sanji *putting on spiked steel boots*

What other people see: Awe man Zoro and Sanji are fighting again, good thing Nami is there to stop them!

What I see: DAMNIT NAMI LET THE ZOSAN KISS HAPPEN

We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj

Like

Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands

Or

Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases

Or Maybe

Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !

Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!

GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME