Sanji: I Don't Feel Well Today

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Some Headcanons/interactions?

Nami: Vivi was so cute, I wish she had come with us 😮‍💨

Zoro: She didn't come because you're a Witch and she has standards 😒

Nami: HUH? You can't talk to me about standards Mr. I'll-Skrew-Anyone-With-Swords-Or-Muscles

Zoro: That's different!!

Nami: NO IT'S NOT

Zoro: YES IT IS

Nami: 20% INCREASE!

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Law: So uuh... Mugiwara-ya what do you like?

Luffy: Bugs, Meat, Nakama, Pira-

Law: No no, I mean romanticly

Luffy: Oh! ........ Bugs, Meat Na-

Law: Never mind

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Sanji: Nami-Swan~ Would you be my valenti-

Nami: I'm gay

Sanji: Vivi-Chan would yo-

Nami: She's gay

Vivi: Yeah I'm gay

Sanji: is there anyone here who likes men!?

Zoro: .........

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Luffy wearing a skirt cuz it's to hot

Some straight guy: You doing alright 'Girly?'

Luffy: I'm not a girl

Some definitely not gay dude: Yes you are your wearing a skirt.

Luffy: oh wow, cool I didn't know that

Some definitely homosexual bro: Wait what?

Back on Sunny

Luffy: Zoro! Guess what!? I'm a girl!

Zoro: oh. cool. I didn't know that.

Luffy: me neither!!

Usopp: wut the fuk?

When the ASL brothers fight they still sleep together because they can't sleep alone but they put little pillow walls in between eachother.

I need this as a poster on my wall

Hang in there choppa!

Been thinking about an One Piece AU

Where they are even closer than they already are, extra traumatized with more scars and Extra fluffy nakamaship to compensate

Like, making them stronger

Usopp having cool scars on his arms

Nami having shorter hair because it gets in the way of fighting

Sanji's legs being littered in scars

Zoro having his eye open, but it's blind

Luffy being a little more serious but having 100% blinded trust in not only his nakama but his nakamas choices and comments

The possibilitys!!!

(Proceeds to write a crossover fic of them meeting the original straw hats)

Update: 01

I've made a language for my book

I've based it from the English language and am following the rules of the English language but it's all symbols and shapes :D I'm gonna be drawing a map of the country/world I've made to ^^

People trying to push their opinionz on me be like.

Yeah muscles are so hot.

Eh, to you i guess

What do you mean I guess? They ARE you're just wrong, you haven't seen REAL muscles

Like......Stfu! Keep your vacuum sealed men to yourse-

I meant on women

AWOOGA 😍

*Stawhats walk into a small village*

*everyone runs away*

Chopper: why are they running away?

Nami: it's because we're pira-

Luffy: They are all afraid of my autistic swag

Nami: .....

Usopp: .....

Zoro: .....

Sanji: .....

Franky: .....

Robin: .....

Brook: .....

Jimbei: .....

Chopper: makes sense

He would like some meat

What other people see: Awe man Zoro and Sanji are fighting again, good thing Nami is there to stop them!

What I see: DAMNIT NAMI LET THE ZOSAN KISS HAPPEN