things from tcf webtoon
Random person : I like you
Seungmin : I don't have time for your shit
Felix : Minho said that sometimes he could appreciate you
Seungmin : What ? Seriously sometimes ? EVERYONE loves me, what the hell is he talking about ? Like, I'm perfect for him I'm totally his type and then he just say he appreciates me ??? He have to say that he would marry me if he could and then I will say "sorry i'm a busy man" so he will cry and I would just laugh at this motherfucker !
Seungmin :
Seungmin : What sometimes ? I know he loves me like he loves his cats. Ah, seriously I hate him !
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We call this lOvE <3
stole the joke from Spoontamer cause i love him
Ex-Lovers
Jiang Cheng is really not sure how he ended up accompanying Wei Wuxian to dinner with his boyfriend but here he is.
“Tell me again why I need to be here?” Jiang Cheng asks, even though the four previous times didn’t make it any clearer to him at all and he doesn’t have much hope for the fifth time either.
“Because Lan Zhan’s brother will be there too, we can’t very well kick him out of the house after all, and that would just be awkward, but with you there it will be fine, because you can distract him, can’t you, A-Cheng?” Wei Wuxian rambles and reminds Jiang Cheng yet again that he is quite nervous about this.
“Doesn’t the guy have any other friends he could go to?” Jiang Cheng grumbles under his breath because he was looking forward to a relaxing evening, goddamit, but now he’s in the rich part of town and has to make small talk over a dinner he doesn’t care about.
Sometimes he really hates Wei Wuxian.
“He studied abroad for a long while and just came back, I’m not sure he had time to see his friends already,” Wei Wuxian says as he bounces excitedly on his feet.
“That just makes it worse,” Jiang Cheng gives back with an eyeroll. “Shouldn’t he get to spend some time with his brother first, before you barge in?”
“I said so, too, but Lan Zhan seems worried about his brother. He says he’s a little subdued ever since he came back and we can’t have that now, can we?” Wei Wuxian tells him with his most winning smile and Jiang Cheng fights the urge to punch him in the face.
“You could have brought Huaisang,” Jiang Cheng argues. “Hell, you could have brought A-jie, and it would have been better than dragging me along to this.”
“But not half as fun,” Wei Wuxian singsongs back at him, and before Jiang Cheng can reach out to strangle him, he rings at a door.
“This is not over,” Jiang Cheng hisses, just as the door is opened, because he will not forget this, and just because basic manners demand that he can’t strangle his brother right in front of the boyfriend and his brother doesn’t mean he has to completely let go of that urge.
There will be a chance at a later date, Jiang Cheng is sure of that.
But for now he plasters a smile to his face as he directs his attention towards the door, ready to meet Wei Wuxian’s boyfriend and at least play nice for today.
When he catches sight of the person on the other side of the door the smile slides right off his face though.
“Xichen,” Jiang Cheng gets out, his voice strangled and he watches as Lan Xichen’s mouth drops open.
“Wanyin?” he asks, clearly unsure and it’s enough to jolt Jiang Cheng out of his surprise.
“What the—” Wei Wuxian starts, but Jiang Cheng doesn’t hear how that ends, because he turns around on his heels and walks away.
His heart is racing and his breath is coming much quicker than it should be, so that means he probably shouldn’t run, but he needs to get away from Lan Xichen immediately.
He cannot believe that they would run into each other like that.
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@rated-r-for-fear and sent me this catcrumb comic with the comment “Nieyao” and she’s 100% correct.
Here's day 4 of Xichengclipse: Enemies
it's a three kingdom AU:)
Did someone say more RyuKyo 😏
Also, HC that RyuKyo is both dog boys!🐕🐩
ORV tarot Cards.
THE PROBLEM(S):
-I don’t know how tarot cards work
-I haven’t finished reading ORV
-I have no idea what sort of tarot card goes with which character
-Help.
Hello to all of you who will read this
I'm bored and trying to practice my English in this way cause I don't know how to get rid of the frustration. Because I can't force myself to write my diploma thesis now when I have a looooooot of time. I feel guilty for being unproductive. But even so I still am not reading any articles that will might help with my research. I'm reading fanfics and watching movies in English
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cre: @funqi03 on twitter