Premature Paternity

evil soap opera stepdad …

sengen tpn au

sorry but if you ship lawlight but only during the yotsuba arc i’m going to assume that you’re boring and you probably think L is a much better person than he actually is

*at Bill's House in his bed*

Bill shutting off his phone alarm: Good morning sweetie- AGHH!!

Bill, looking at not his wife but Richie: What the hell are you doing?!

Richie: It's a week till mine and Eddie's wedding, so we're having a final heist! It's heist day!!

Bill: Couldn't you have just sent that in an email?!

Richie: No, this was the only way! I have to go alert the others!

*Mike's house*

*Mike opening the fridge to grab milk and shutting the door to reveal Richie*

Richie: IT'S HEIST DAY, MIKE!!

Mike dropping the milk: AGHH!!!

Richie: Whoop! Sorry about your milk! Gotta go!

*Ben and Beverlys house*

Ben walking over to go wake their daughter up: Come on, Rose, time to wake up for school- AGHHH!

Richie in Rose's bed: It's Heist Day, Ben!!

Ben, as Beverly runs in at the commotion: Where's Rose?!

Richie: Oh! She's downstairs eating the donuts I brought with me! Gotta go!

*Back in Richie and Eddie's apartment*

*Eddie walks into the bathroom to see Richie hiding under a robe with the shower running*

Eddie: Babe, what're you doing?

Richie, confused: I was hiding so I could surprise you... but if you're here, who's in our shower?

Stanley: It's me!

*Stanley flinging open the shower curtain with dramatic flair*

Stanley: Stanley Uris! It's heist day, Richie!

Richie grinning: OOOOOHHHH!!

Eddie and Stanley joining in grinning: OOOOOOHHHHH!!!

Eddie felt that familiar tightening sensation as his throat began to close up to a pinhole. Not this time, dammit. He thought suddenly. Not if my friends need me.

“What are you doing?”

Bruce startles suddenly as a young voice distracts him from the delicious kisses Clark happened to be giving him. “Dickie? Sweetheart what are you doing here?” Bruce questioned softly, pulling away from Clark’s hold and rushing over to his ward. “Are you okay? Did something happen?” Bruce questioned softly.

Dick didn’t seem to be paying attention as Bruce picked him up and cradled him in his arms, instead, he was entirely focused in on Clark standing awkwardly by the table they were just making out on.

“What were you doing?” Dick questioned again, making Clark squirm. The kid’s bright blue eyes were staring into his soul, no trace of the jovial warmth that they usually held.

“Well…” Bruce started, Clark could see his mind moving at a million miles per hour trying to find the best way to explain what happening to the 10 year old. “You know how I told you Clark and I are special friends?”

“Yes… I thought that it just meant best friends.” Dick scowled, finally looking away from Clark and pouting up at Bruce. “I didn’t know that meant kissy friends.”

Bruce made a face and Clark decided now was probably the best time for him to step in and say something. Clark cleared his throat softly and stepped closer to the two. “Um, Dick-“

Clark was cut off by a very sharp glare from the young boy, his lips curled back in a snarl that made the indestructible man pause.

“Chum-“

“Tati, I’m sleepy…” Dick suddenly whined, throwing his arms around Bruce’s neck and burying his face in his shoulder. “Can we go home now? Want you to read me a bedtime story…”

Bruce immediately melted, cooing softly as he patted Dick on the back. “Of course my love, let’s go home right now.” Bruce agreed, throwing Clark an apologetic smile. “I’ll see you later Kal.”

Clark couldn’t help the love sick smile spreading across his face as he watched Bruce walk away, however, Dick could very much help it. Clark’s smile slid off his face once he saw the evil glare the ten year old was throwing at him over Bruce’s shoulder.

He couldn’t help shivering from the chill he felt crawling up his back. “Shit.” Clark muttered, running a hand through his hair.

He had the smallest inkling he just ruined any good grace he had with the young boy due to his romantic relationship with Bruce. How is it that he’s so scared of such a little boy?

nie braids

My conspiracy theory is that one of the reasons they fired Stephanie J. Block for the role of Elphaba in 2000 and replaced her with Idina Menzel at the end of the OBC workshops is because SJB played the role SO gay that it was quickly crossing the line of plausible deniability. Like she doesn't seem to be able to help herself.

And thank god she eventually got to play the role on Broadway (arguably one of the best - if not THE best - actresses who ever did), because we finally got to see her get super fucking handsy and stare lovingly into Glinda's eyes inches away from her face for three hours:

Like holy shit why do you keep looking at Annaleigh Ashford like you want to eat her alive??

Plus I cannot emphasize enough just how effective and moving this particular version of For Good is. Straight up feels like wedding vows.

(Ironically, she also has the best chemistry with Fiyero's character, and arguably the very sweetest performance of As Long As You're Mine in the entire slime tutorial universe.* So I'm just reading this as a Thropple Truther performance.)

*But that's just because she was (and still is) literally married to him. So they get uh. A little carried away in their performance. *cut to Sebastian Arcelus holding lantern up, his face covered in green makeup from aggressively making out with his wife on stage for several minutes* Apparently the makeup team HATED that song for them.

For Xichengclipse2021 DAY 3: Courting

These are their first of many courting gifts to one another. The sappiest one is yet to come.

from this post by @kilipu99... for some reason it was funnier in my head if they were in canon outfits? #justacesiblingthings