*at Bill's House in his bed*
Bill shutting off his phone alarm: Good morning sweetie- AGHH!!
Bill, looking at not his wife but Richie: What the hell are you doing?!
Richie: It's a week till mine and Eddie's wedding, so we're having a final heist! It's heist day!!
Bill: Couldn't you have just sent that in an email?!
Richie: No, this was the only way! I have to go alert the others!
*Mike's house*
*Mike opening the fridge to grab milk and shutting the door to reveal Richie*
Richie: IT'S HEIST DAY, MIKE!!
Mike dropping the milk: AGHH!!!
Richie: Whoop! Sorry about your milk! Gotta go!
*Ben and Beverlys house*
Ben walking over to go wake their daughter up: Come on, Rose, time to wake up for school- AGHHH!
Richie in Rose's bed: It's Heist Day, Ben!!
Ben, as Beverly runs in at the commotion: Where's Rose?!
Richie: Oh! She's downstairs eating the donuts I brought with me! Gotta go!
*Back in Richie and Eddie's apartment*
*Eddie walks into the bathroom to see Richie hiding under a robe with the shower running*
Eddie: Babe, what're you doing?
Richie, confused: I was hiding so I could surprise you... but if you're here, who's in our shower?
Stanley: It's me!
*Stanley flinging open the shower curtain with dramatic flair*
Stanley: Stanley Uris! It's heist day, Richie!
Richie grinning: OOOOOHHHH!!
Eddie and Stanley joining in grinning: OOOOOOHHHHH!!!
physics and breaking your glasses vent piece 💔💔💔
Day 4 of Xichengclipse for the prompt lovers~
- Harbringer of love -
"I yearn to see you again..."
"Soon, my heart, I'm on my way to youBlaues Herz"
Drew @maridle OC Noah :-)) <3
Some notebook reddie for your consideration
Care to debate abortion?
Nah
I sprained my arm awhile back so this took me awhile to finish. I can draw again now, but slowly….
hot take
Drawing HanaTaji. I like this kind of HanaTaji the most, hehehe. While drawing this I realized how much I like to make clumsy Hanai that teased around a lot. Sorry, captain D:
Happy summer, everyone!
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity