Fun Fact: Our Resident Diasomnia Gramps Is 700 Years Old! 🦇❤️ The Origins Of The First Version

I was playing Genshin a few minutes ago (I'm in bed now since it's nearly 5 AM-- I need to sleep) because I am procrastinating on homework. I took this picture because I was crying and happy that I found a chest-- and the last chest needed for 100% Starfell Valley.

Now that I'm looking at this, I suddenly have been struck with inspiration with the two combos.. Xiao and this song might actually be a good angst.

Tagging : @belovedtartaglia @lightblueexorcist (I made two new friends so I'm really happy! ^♡^) + anyone who wants to join (please join. I beg of you)

starting a new thread since the other was getting quite long hehe

thank you for the tag @sugawara-sweetheart

NO CHEATING: you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

hmmm...interesting 🤔 but Hirooooo 💕

tagging @kiyoo-omi @mintmatcha @saetyrn9 @myelocin and whoever else who wants to play!

There isn't one waking second where I don't think about Lilia and how he makes my heart beat in a way it never did before. He is too dangerous for my heart, especially when he's in his adult form--

✦❘༻𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜༺❘✦

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I do not allow any sort of repost of my works including a translated version.

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I’d like to make this clear: only those of 18+ can request. Please state your age when requesting (not really needed, but I sometimes will ignore them).

If you are not that of 18+ and request/read these oneshots, I am not responsible for you.

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I will not write about.......

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• Necrophilia (or anything related)

• Weird kinks (piss, spitting)

• Scat play

• Knife play 

Those are the only things I can think of for now

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• I’m not really comfortable to write sub!character x reader but on rare occasions, I will accept them (You can add in the request on the rare occasions I accept them)

• I strictly only write for gender neutral reader or female reader

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And just like the general rules, if you request and want the story to go in a particular way, please add a description

NSFW oneshots comes second. Normal requests are top priority

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I’m pretty lenient with requests.

CW//Twisted Wonderland Diasomnia Chapter spoilers!!

Malleus humming Once Upon a Dream..

Also, some people are speculating that Malleus' dreamt up all of Twisted Wonderland and when we actually wake up, we'll be back at the beginning of the game, before we even did Heartslabyul. 🥹💔 It's so.. It makes me cry.

Also.. Malleus extending Lilia's life? Is this hinting at something..?

Other than two oneshots and a headcanon that I will not be posting here, I don't know if I have moved all of them from the Wattpad version.. The last two I just posted were the ones I found that haven't been posted here.

Then, this means that I will no longer be spam posting. :) I'm sorry to all of you who had seen my oneshots after oneshots. It was probably annoying. ^^"

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This masterlist has been discontinued.

Please read the rules first.

I will add the other characters when someone requests for them.

The ones that are not specified are gender neutral. ^^ (Or I've forgotten to specify it)

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Aether

Intertwined Fates

Hate Me

Albedo

Notice Me

Distraction

Amber

Gliding Accident

Childe

Changed (Female reader)

So long

Love Me (R-rated. Female reader.)

I Love You

Chongyun

Hot

Tired (Male reader)

Ghost 

Diluc

Found You 1

Found You 2

Family Outing

Adopted (Male reader)

Surprise! (Female reader)

Happy Birthday

Jean

Stress (Female reader)

A Defeated Battle (Female reader)

Kaeya

A Cold War

Diluc’s Cousin 1

Diluc’s Cousin 2

Goodbye Kiss

Happy Birthday 

Flirt

Ningguang

Inspiration 

Razor

What Is Love? 

Scaramouche

Cold Heart

Nyah!?

Tsundere

Mr. Short (Male reader)

Jealousy

Bothersome (R-rated)

Venti

Rest of Time (Female reader)

Sensitive (Female reader)

Messing Around

Not A God

Stars (R-rated. Female reader)

Tag! You’re It

Frappuccino 

Xiao

Come Back

Snowflake

Misunderstanding

Xingqiu

Dear You

Out of Love

Zhongli

Where Glaze Lilies Bloom 1 (Female reader)

Where Glaze Lilies Bloom 2 (Female reader)

In Return

Family Outing

Happy Birthday 

Happy Birthday (Different content)

Other

Holiday Special in Mondstadt (Platonic)

Holiday Special in Liyue (Platonic)

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IM LATE AS HELL TO YOUR RESPONSE BUT—

ahem

past lilia that is much much taller? Also with long hair? I mean fae in their canon can change their appearance however they please soooooo 👀

AND WITH LONG HAIR HE COULD HAVE A MULAN MOMENT WHERE HE CUTS IT SHORT ONCES HE RETIRES!

him putting up his blades in favor of baby bottles? Being terrified of having to be a father to the next heir of the Valley of Thorns???

I can totally see him struggling to even know how to cook and be a good home maker…He’s been a soldier his whole life…something that heralded destruction and death and now he has this tiny fragile life that he has to nurture??

But seriously I believe that Lilia wasn’t a great parent at first, not for lack of trying or attention…more so just nerves and fear making him overbearing lmao

ok ok i’m gonna cut this short because these are just rambles rjxjejzjs but I hope you like these 👉👈

My love for Lilia never stops 💕💕

-Jonah🐉

OMG??? I LOVE YOUR BRAIN SO MUCH!! GIVE IT TO ME!! This is honestly so cute, especially about Lilia putting down the sword to become a father. I totally headcanon that he was a bit more stoic and aloof back in his 'terrifying general' days.

And you know what? I sometimes think that the reason he sucks at cooking must be related to his days on the battlefield since you know, out in war, there is barely time to rest and make yourself a good, warm meal. It is best to just grab whatever ingredients are in front of you (be it even rotten) and make do with it. My mother and (I think) my other father were in military camp together and they had to eat food with dirt on them during a little exam that preps them up for the field.

It warms to think how much he's come to become much more open and even break into jokes to laugh at. Family can sometimes be a wonderful thing like with Lilia in this case. It opened him up to familial love. ><

Thank you for rambling your thoughts with me. Please do more of it in the future if you have any!

One of my requests in my inbox disappeared and I have not a clue how (I did not delete it since I haven't opened my inbox until today).

Fortunately, I did write it down. I'm sorry to whoever requested a Neige NSFW, I won't be able to notify you since you requested anonymously and that was the only way.

Is this something I should be concerned about in the near future?

I have seen the fanmade version of Heizou and I-- PLEASE, MIHOYO. JUST SPEND A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO BUY THE DESIGN OFF OF THE ARTIST SO THAT IT CAN BE REAL. ToT

All these fanart, but knowing it'll never be real, hurts me so damn much.

I'm good, i woke up about a hour ago, took a shower and then i started my prayers, it feels kinda refreshing✨

Thank you for your advice

Oops! Sorry for getting to you late (I don't often go on Tumblr), but you're welcome! Should you need some more advice, I'll try my best to give you good ones. :)