Having Aesthetic Attraction To A Character Without A Trace Of Any Romantic Or Sexual Feelings Attached

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

Every time I see an ace headcanon/canon confirmation post and someone in the notes is saying “but but but they had kids! They had sex! Oh by golly gee that just isn’t possible!” I lose ten years of my life

Hello bagel

Me willpowering my way through the *sexy parts* in a new piece of media: "it's for the plot. It's for the lore. Good god I'm too ace for this. No I don't wanna fuck you, in this 7/11. Please just give me the lore so can leave"

YK WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY???????

LOOOOOOK.

Me, playing for the first time on Easy with my 8 first aid sprays

It ain't cheating if he's selling them. Bought my next rocket launcher and man, he's judging me now 😂

my heart goes out to anyone who was made to feel stupid for caring too much. anyone who was laughed at or "cringed" at for being themselves. anyone who cried silently so they don't be a burden. anyone whose love was taken for granted. anyone who feels unsafe in their own bodies. to anyone who felt devastated because others failed to be humane enough. it's not you, it's them. i hope you find a way to love yourself again. you're not alone. you're important.

And now, for absolutely no reason at all:

System of a Down - Chop Suey translated into way too many languages on Google translate.

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New Crow Time! It’s the Hound Knight. He’s a good boy!!!

So...nobody’s going to mention that his eyes look green?