Girl, You Absolutely Understood The Vision I Had In My Head. When Thinking About Arcane I Only Hear The

Listen, I am the only person in the whole world who writes about these two disaster-lesbians. It necessitates me reading my own fic if I want to read about them.

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

Average interaction between a gamer and a lesbian (they’re both lesbians).

the freakin goobers

Old marcanne art I still like a lot :3

Arriving at Omega, a Turian with nothing [or no one] to lose.

Welcome to Omega.

Population: wanting you ☠️

Unfortunately you fail to realize they have neat armour so therefore are entirely morally correct and the definite good guys.

Fallout games will have a villain faction of fascist slavers with a leader named Dickface McFascist and some fans will say they're ideologically right or pure after they just wiped out an entire town of civilians.

Love and hate are merely two sides of obsession

My headcanons for my favorite Mass Effect ships:

Femshep x Garrus x Tali :

Femshep x Ashley :

Sorry, the ships in my headcanons have very distinct vibes, with Femshep, Garrus, and Tali ending the trilogy with their cute happy ending poly relationship. Destroy ending happens but Geth and Edi survive anyways though because fuck the canon endings. The three then get cute coffee dates on the Citadel (although Garrus and Tali need to Dextro coffee). Just the best vibes with Femshep finally getting to retire, Tali becoming the Quarian ambassador, and Garrus doing something or other. Their adopted son Grunt even comes over to hang out when he's not off committing unrestrained violence.

Meanwhile Femshep accidentally kills her own girlfriend because of plot in the timeline nextdoor. Sorry to my fellow femshep x ashley girlies but I can't see their relationship outside the context of doomed yuri with femshep going from paragon to renegade during the trilogy. Citadel Part II is a shitshow with Ashley getting shot because Udina is an asshole. Femshep limps through the rest of the trilogy not planning to survive the war with the Reapers and dies by the end of the trilogy to allow this version of events to be truly depressing.

Inside every Mass Effect shipper there are two wolves.

Such a great piece! Love the characterization you can see in the way each character poses. Especially love Veronica’s pose, it’s just so her. Love it and many kudos!

the height chart in my mind :o)

Because of the prophecy.

ok why are my fellow girlkissers trending

And I would’ve gotten away with it to if it weren’t for your meddling polycule and your stupid aroace.

the way this was just the plot of amphibia twice over

Me reblogging this because causing myself pain is hilarious. I chose to ship these two despite them being doomed by the narrative so I deserve to be sad about it.

I know you want me / but I’ve come close enough for now / oh god you haunt me / I’m scared you’ll leave me in the ground

“Weight”, Crywolf || dumblr wouldn’t let me post alive Aayla for some reason, so click through to twitter to see the set