Sobbing Violently

When writing about carrying ppl, carrying someone bridal style is all well and good, great for ships, fun and romantic coded. It’s a classic. HOWEVER fireman’s carry? Funny as fuck, plenty of opportunities of “oh lord my face is like.. right next to their ass” jokes, goofy as hell to cause it’s just throwing someone over your shoulder like a sack of potato’s, ALSO great for thrupples cause you can carry two folks at once if ur strong mhm mhm.

Holy fuck ya lamb has polls now

I WAS SOBBING AND THEN It WOULDN’T LOAD THE NEXT CHAPTER ALMXWKXKEKS

Edit: hng typos but ao3 seems to be fixed now woop

I literally just reached the last chapter…

Why must you hurt me like this ao3?

This has similar energy to 3rd life with the “No Kill Pass” and it makes my heart HURT

wait i lied this is worse wtf do u mean 'why did u take mumbo away from me' Grian Minecraft

Hannibals cookware prolly

I've had this one in my drafts since spring of 2021 and I have no idea why I never posted it. Anyway

Pun on "manhandle"

Harassing Grian on pt lol

More scars joined and then pearl showed up

its making me scream laugh

Say it louder for the folks in the back!!! As an ace person it’s always sad when ppl overly simplify asexuality to “they don’t fuck” and not address the nuances way every ace person experiences or doesn’t experience sexual attraction!!

the issue with shipping aro/ace characters isn't putting them into relationships, it's the fact that no one adds how their sexuality impacts the relationship at large. And how it'll always be different from your average romantic relationship in some way.

I wanna be you….

today i gathered sticks and sorted them into piles :D

LETS GO LESBIANS (I know gem is bi and pearl is ??? But still) LETS GO LESBIANS!!!

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