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Just watched all three kingsmen movies I’m chronological order and I’m thriving. Rasputins dance battle gives me serotonin. People are complaining about historical accuracy and personally couldn’t give less of a shit if it’s accurate or not. It’s an action comedy, historical accuracy was not and isn’t the goal and I think that’s fine. In other news, Harry’s nervous little smile when Elton John blew a kiss at him was a very sweet and random little moment.

there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like

When writing about carrying ppl, carrying someone bridal style is all well and good, great for ships, fun and romantic coded. It’s a classic. HOWEVER fireman’s carry? Funny as fuck, plenty of opportunities of “oh lord my face is like.. right next to their ass” jokes, goofy as hell to cause it’s just throwing someone over your shoulder like a sack of potato’s, ALSO great for thrupples cause you can carry two folks at once if ur strong mhm mhm.

A well deserved win! I still wish Scar won because he is my favourite himbo but GG and joe hills sweep!

YIPPIEEEE

The fact that Scar lost by 0.18% of the vote-

Like I'm just impressed it was THAT CLOSE

GGz Joehills supporters

I think this might actually have been our closest race. Absolutely hard-fought.

Tee hee unconventional relationships go brrrr

its making me scream laugh

I am just hoing to say this, ZombieCleo is NOT a Tumblr sexyman. She is too traditionaly sexy. If this was just a sexyman contest she would have my vote but this is a Tumblr sexyman contest! So, Joe Hills is the most Tumblr sexyman, Scar is also worthy of being a Tumblr sexyman, but not as much as Joe.

You raise some compelling points and I expect to see you out there making banners and powerpoints when the polls are posted.

"[ blank ] can't be a sexyman because they are too traditional sexy! "

Quick reminder that we are all thirsting for guys that canonically look like this

/lh

I went to a local metal show with some friends and not only was it fun as hell but also it reminded me what Eddie’s character is supposed to emulate. Super stardom never really fit his character to me personally, he seems like the type of person to really wanna connect with the people that go to his shows, all local venues and stuff. This is just kind of a ramble but yeah I don’t know love the guy :)

Listen I love rock star Eddie and author Eddie and voice actor Eddie and TikToker Eddie and Generally Beloved and Acclaimed in his Field Celebrity Eddie but I also follow this tiny metal record store on Instagram and all of their posts are the same photo of their storefront with captions like “the store is currently open” or “the store is currently closed” and in my heart of hearts this is the future I want for Eddie Munson.