Bro Quit Stealing My Personality!

Screw Timothée Chalamet that’s boring. Why not Timothée Chamomile pronounced the American way (sha-mom-a-lay)

you know what i want!??? I WANT A FIC WHERE BILL AND SAM HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE BOYFRIENDS OR EVERYONE IN THE STATION THINKS THAT THERE DATING ANF AS A JOKE THEY GO ALONG WITH IT ONLY TO END UP “ACCIDENTALLY” FALLING IN LOVE.

BUT I CANT FIND ONE

Me

i need a fanart of Lockwood and Lucy sitting fully clothed in a bathtub playing with bath toys like the absolute children they are. i feel like this fits their dynamic so well like imagine:

Lucy holding a squeaky octopus that is missing an arm: so señor squeaky duck, we meet again.

Lockwood: so it appears we have. What now have you come to steal my gold? *points Duck to pile of bubbles next to him* Lucy: it just so happens that I have. *moves to take so bubbles* *both start yelling and getting into a metaphorical battle with their bath toys. Bubbles and water go flying everywhere.*

*Lucy and Lockwood suddenly freeze in place*

George: *opens door to the bathroom, just as Lucy is about to splash Lockwood in the face, and halts mid splash* i-I’m not even gonna ask. *turns around and leaves closing the door behind him*

*Lockwood and Lucy return to having their battle as if they where uninterrupted*

Agreed please eat my skin

respectfully, she could have my skin

OK I NEED TO KNOW!! Is there a mother place that I can read School bus Graveyard because I don’t have access to it on Webtoons I can only look at the first three episodes and I’m so sad about this. Also I can’t just get the app because my parents would say no so If anyone knows where else to read it and could tell me that would be great! Thanks!!!

This year I have met two British people (a lovely woman at Costco who lives by the cathedral used as Hogwarts in the Harry Potter movies we had a nice chat about accents and a very nice gentleman who used to live near London) I have also met an Australian woman( I was picking up some Indian food for a family dinner) she was very nice and just the other day was talking to a very social German man (he was here on a work trip and will be here for the next few months. Me and my cousins had a lovely chat with him about the housing situations in Utah compared to Germany. apparently Utah housing is better safe to say I am friends to all Europeans, it's mildly concerning.

Some random kid dared me to eat hand sanitizer so I did. He then had the audacity to act surprised. Honestly he should have known better.

and for those who are wondering the hand sanitizer tasted like cucumbers and the color purple.

You f-ed up that’s what

😂

I made Mac and cheese but it jello-fied 😭😭😭 what did I do

No I will not be elaborating.