This Year I Have Met Two British People (a Lovely Woman At Costco Who Lives By The Cathedral Used As

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

No one is allowed to rearrange your organs but me

because I’ll be eating them

and turning them into human spaghetti

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this post was affectionate

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Let’s do this shit!

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

There is not going to be a next time.

I’m telling you mom! 😈

Do you ever just…

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Die Logan die! I baked you a pie! Oh, boy! What flavor? POISON! Die Logan die!

that’s… something!

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I think Logan will die next.

just a thought

i need a fanart of Lockwood and Lucy sitting fully clothed in a bathtub playing with bath toys like the absolute children they are. i feel like this fits their dynamic so well like imagine:

Lucy holding a squeaky octopus that is missing an arm: so señor squeaky duck, we meet again.

Lockwood: so it appears we have. What now have you come to steal my gold? *points Duck to pile of bubbles next to him* Lucy: it just so happens that I have. *moves to take so bubbles* *both start yelling and getting into a metaphorical battle with their bath toys. Bubbles and water go flying everywhere.*

*Lucy and Lockwood suddenly freeze in place*

George: *opens door to the bathroom, just as Lucy is about to splash Lockwood in the face, and halts mid splash* i-I’m not even gonna ask. *turns around and leaves closing the door behind him*

*Lockwood and Lucy return to having their battle as if they where uninterrupted*

Aiden: Rules were made to be broken.

Logan: No they were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken.

Taylor: Uh piñatas?

Ben: Glow sticks.

Tyler: Karate boards.

Ashlyn: Bones.

Aiden: Rules

Logan: ...

Logan: ASHLYN WHAT DID YOU SAY.

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I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

My 69th post on this account…

FUNNY NUMBER POST!!!!!!!