Danny: “I Must Crack Open A Cold One, But I Have No Boys.”

Johnny: Alright whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Dylan: It’s Jorel’s.

Jorel: Fuck it up, don’t pass out.

Danny, nodding in approval: Short and sweet.

Leo, shining flashlight under bed: Hongbin, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?

Hongbin: [Demonic screeching]

Leo: Understandable, have a good day.

police officer: alright, what are your names?

Ravi : don’t tell him, Hongbin

police officer, writing it down: Hongbin

Ravi: shit

Hongbin: way to go, Ravi

police officer:

Hongbin: fuck

Jorel: Fuck you

Danny: Is that an insult or a to do list

Joshua: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?

Jeonghan: i realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the best time to shower myself with praise, but, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious

Vernon: change is inedible

Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?

Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Vernon: I did not

Wonwoo: this whole thing's gonna be a goddamn fiasco

Woozi: and I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it

Dylan : Could you pass the salt?

Johnny : *throws Jorel across the table*

Anna: I can’t believe we are locked in this room together

Dylan: *secretly throws keys out the window* Truly unfortunate

Dylan : *bust into the room*

Anna, startled : jesus !

Dylan : nope, it’s just me