hah yeah knock on wood for that good luck
*unzips pants and knocks on my pengis*
2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character
Gay people: hey society im gay
Society: ok
Jerma985 but he's a baker: If i put you into a wheat grinder, you're probably bread!
do you ever think about how there was a last time he ever let himself have longer hair
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
day 4 prompt: fave meme answer: JERMA.
🐀 ✨ 🧍♂️ / ✨ x ✨ / 🧍♂️ ✨ 🐀
when I was in the hospital I had the tv on in my room to sleep to and christmas movies were on and they played Elf twice in a row so for a good half of the night I was drifting in and out of consciousness like this