Day 4 Prompt: Fave Meme Answer: JERMA.

Last year I taped sus jerma with glow in the dark eyes and teeth into the chicken coop to keep the raccoons away. He’s all sunbleached and moldy now.

Paint still works tho

Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares

goo goo

he's WHAT???

i dont remember this anniversary event

i love putting together interests of mine despite how little sense it makes

Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

wtf kind of debate is this

weezer boobs