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Love the idea that the rest of the batfam never knows what to expect with Cass and Dick. Monday they're a united eldest sibling front against Bruce's nonsense. Tuesday Cass walks into the cave and decks Dick in the face for reasons unknown to everyone else. Wednesday she's crying and he's comforting her. Thursday he's grumbling to Tim, Duke and Damian about how he can't be the only good older sibling example and it's not fucking fair that she gets away with all the bullshit she does. Friday they're back to being a united front against Bruce, who they've decided is the root of all their issues. Saturday they're sparring but it's so intense half the family wonder if they're fighting for real again. Sunday they work like a well oiled machine and solve 23 cases in one night. Monday the cycle repeats.

see it’s funny because those ‘what if jason or tim were actually biologically related to cass’ AUs are the type of silly fandom cooking that i actually enjoy it’s just i can’t enjoy it in This fandom because every single one of those is just a way to interject tim or jason into cass’s backstory to give them more whumpies and they never like. actually care about cass as a character

I’D lose my shit is Alfred shaved his moustache

imagine the bats genuinely losing their shit after alfred shaves his mustache

One of my biggest fears is that I’m gonna end up in the ED and a doctor, nurse or whoever will ask me “what is your pain on a scale of 1 to 10?”

HOW AM I MEANT TO ANSWER??? Like what is ten supposed to feel like?? Oh, 10 is a broken leg? Well I’ve never broken my leg before so how about you break it so I know what 10 feels like!

Oh 10 is the literal feeling of death? Let me just choke on this stress ball you gave me so I know what that feels like!

Do I get to call a friend first? Can I use my lifeline? “Pass, next question”???

Like, I could be in unimaginable pain but my anxieties worse so how about you give me 20 minutes to think my answer over so I know it’s as accurate as possible?

Captain Marvel (Shazam) AU where Billy thinks the JL knows his identity so he’ll just walk around the Watchtower as Billy. So others see this random kid and —in all the wisdom of the smartest heroes in the world— they assume he’s just a ghost haunting the place.

Cue identity shenanigans

i know this please help me

billy batson and tawky tawny 😭😭😭😭😭

Okay but who would be who??? I can see Steph as Cat Noir with her quips and her general vibe, but I can’t see Cass wearing Ladybug’s bright red costume cause she just embodies all black costumes so well…

Why are there not any StephCass Miraculous Ladybug Au's??? Why is this something I've never seen before?? Guys?? Just think about it, it would make so much sense!! Pls?? It came to me in a dream and I need someone to make my vision a reality. I am not okay over this, pls and thank you

Damian, standing by the fireplace: I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you all here today.

Damian: We are all in agreement that Stephanie should be part of this family. However, with both father and Stephanie strongly opposed to her being adopted, there's only one recourse open to us.

Damian: One of us will have to marry her.

Damian: Obviously I'm exempt due to my extreme youth, but the rest of you are either of marriageable age or close enough to at least get engaged.

Damian: Would anyone like to volunteer? Richard?

Dick: did you seriously call me away from a crime scene to ask me to marry my little brother's ex

Damian: I'll take that as a no. Duke?

Duke: well I'm not of marriageable age either and I like just met Steph so I feel kind of weird about this whole thing-

Damian: Understandable. Jason?

Jason: lol no

Damian: I don't know why I asked. Timothy?

Tim: Damian this is really weird for me too, she's my ex and we already decided we're better off as friends and I'm sure you mean it in like a marriage of convenience kind of way but it'd still be super uncomfortable for me to ask her something like that and-

Damian: Disappointing answer. Cassandra-

Cass, holding up her phone: oh I proposed while you guys were talking

Damian:

Dick:

Tim:

Cass: *phone beeps* she said yes. We shall have a spring wedding.

Damian: Excellent work Cassandra.

Cass: thank you