"Only About Ten Minutes, I'm Sure That Winter Would Have Probably Bashed Her Head In By Then."

Then what the fuck is going on?

Maybe I was high or something.

OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD

What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess

No, I probably won't for a long time.

Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??

he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this

No, but as head of the faction I have the authority to make you one.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake introduced me to something called 'caramel'.

(After taking a bite): I think my brain just fucking exploded.

That Zaunite Girl Who Knows And Sees Everything: Hey Ekko, have you met Nyah yet? If not, no worries… you will soon. She might just be your beautiful future wife—wait, who said that?!

Anyways, if you haven’t seen her yet, keep an eye out for the most beautiful girl in Zaun with the cutest, chubby cheeks and the largest natural afro. Her smooth, and delicate chocolate-colored skin stands out—just like yours—so she won’t be too hard to spot.

(OOC: This was made as a joke, as I’m currently working on my own Arcane spin-off series centered around Ekko, who shares a relationship of some sort with my OC, Nyah, in the story.)

Ooc!

Yo, I don't want to seem rude or like I'm brushing you off but I don't plan on having Ekko get with an oc. I don't wanna be mean about it and if it comes off that way I apologize, but I would prefer this be a blog for (very subtle?? If even any.) TimeBomb.

As someone who falls under the aromantic umbrella, I don't even know if I would want to have Ekko in a confirmed relationship.

*Is currently holding a 10L jerry-can full of gasoline.*

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

My face softened, I hesitated for a moment before reaching out to touch her shoulder gently. "Take things slow. Maybe let her do small things first,"

I paused and gave her a look. "Nothing too illegal. She can do small jobs and you watch from the sidelines. Step in only.if she actually needs it."

“We need to talk.” Jinx is sitting on his desk as he enters his room in the Firelight base. She’s got one arm around her shins while she inspects a broken piece of a small engine. She looks up. “Relax, jumpy.”

@vile-villainess

I mumbled something incoherent as I rubbed at my temples. Letting out a loud sigh I shut the door behind me, flopping down into the black leather chair that Jinx and Isha always seemed hellbent on decorating.

"This is either going to go impossibly good or horrendously bad."

You got yourself arrested at 15, wasn't present in our lives for seven years and then showed up with an enforcer.

It made Jinx go on a homicidal rampage, I was stuck cleaning up the messes you made and don't even get me started on all the shit that it caused in Zaun.

You basically fucked everybody by showing up with your little fascist girlfriend.

I decided my will, because I can

Guys

If I die most of my money is going to Cami, Isha and Ekko

Like 75%(Find a way to split it fairly please and thank you)

The other 20% percent gets split between Vi and Jinx(Not Caitlyn, because A. I don't trust her and B. She like rich alr so no)

and the other 5% goes to Sevika

@cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz

@zaunslefthandwoman @jinxsbabyy @jinxbutsmol

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved

We don't know what kind of you we're dealing. It could be one like Jinx, I wouldn't risk it.

Wait im Vi but if your Vi and. Sjvnifuvnwopifv noiwfnviwdfnfv0 iuwen0divp2n

what?! I- uh.. hi Vi? Violet? What do you go by? This.. is this the time travel alternate universe shit that Ekko was talking about.

@timetravelsuckz what do I do?!?!

*I swallow it defiantly, making an extra loud gulp sound as I maintain eye contact with her. My hands slowly reaching for another bag.*

What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.

why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............

The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous

( now gimme some)

"What...? S'was damn good shit.."

EKK GAVE ME WEED 😜😜😜😜😜yippee....

@timetravelsuckz .. you wanna explain or are you high as a kite too? I can't believe I'm trying to play grown up.. what kind of bullshit is this..