Sounds Like I'm Going To Steal And Sell All Your Fancy Shower Heads.

What do you mean by that Vi?

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Viktor - @askviktor

(Iron man V.2)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Officially dead

-⧖

"Don't mention it. I'm just happy it wasn't anymore bomb threats."

My eyes flicked over to her for a moment as a small smile spread cross my face.

“We need to talk.” Jinx is sitting on his desk as he enters his room in the Firelight base. She’s got one arm around her shins while she inspects a broken piece of a small engine. She looks up. “Relax, jumpy.”

@vile-villainess

I mumbled something incoherent as I rubbed at my temples. Letting out a loud sigh I shut the door behind me, flopping down into the black leather chair that Jinx and Isha always seemed hellbent on decorating.

"This is either going to go impossibly good or horrendously bad."

We don't talk about that day. You wouldn't want to know the horrors.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure is autistic.)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

"Alright, I got it set up."

@vile-villainess

"You think you might be able to get the enforcers off our back for a bit?" Ekko gives her a questioningly innocent look that seems very out of place considering that @orange-war-criminal is tied up and wriggling against a large log.

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

"Can always have Scar do it. I just thought it might be nice for you to get out of that hovel you call liveable for once."

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

Ruined my life.

This is why I wish I could self destruct.

@onlyvika @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved @jinxbutsmol @vile-villainess @rio-specimen @ranofzaun @einthezaunite @minisevika @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

okay papa !! i dont like piltover ,, the guys are big and scary ..

Do you need me to take you? I won't be able to stay once I get you to his apartment, but I can get you to Jinx.

@vile-villainess

There are, I just prefer your mother NOT chasing me around with a gun.

You should try using oil paints in your glitter bombs. They have nasty fumes n’ shit. Some are even straight up toxic. Could be fun?

ooh, i like this idea. hey, isha, got a victim in mind?

@jinxbutsmol

.

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

I let out a sigh, wiping my face for the second time today. There was nothing I could do as she ran off.

'sorry for being rude earlier. i made you a gift.'

Isha holds a carefully wrapped box up to Ekko.

@jinxbutsmol

*I eye the box suspiciously, know that Isha was Jinx's kid didn't help with the settling feeling I would get blasted with another layer of glitter. I take the box regardless and give Isha a small smirk.*

"Another bomb?"